Prepostera's Prank Predicament

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Prepostera's Prank Predicament

Posted by Professor Prepostera on April 1, 2024 at 2:00 PM


Hey, YOU! What are you doing walking around all willy-nilly? Quick, come inside, and don’t let anyone else see you.

It’s incredibly reckless to be out and about today, you know. Didn’t’cha hear? A prank war broke loose, and I’m caught up in the middle of it!

Don’t get your Gag pouch in a twist, I won’t prank you. I’m actually trying to keep a low profile until the day is over. It’s the first of April; no Toon is safe!



You’re lucky I’m the one who saw you walking. Who am I? Why, Professor Prepostera, of course; a trusty Loony Labs Scientoon. Normally I’m monitoring Toontown’s silly levels, but I’m still shaken up from what happened earlier today. You see, I was analyzing the data from the Cartoonival Cavalcade when, all of the sudden,

CRASH!

BANG!

…and POOF! My head inflated like Goofenshmirtz’ balloon! I swear I saw a yellow rabbit with a similarly large head running out of the lab, but my memory is fuzzy. It all happened so fast…

Ever since, I’ve locked myself in the laboratory, keeping my big head low– in shame of my… sizable predicament, as well as in fear of falling victim to another mischievous Toon’s prank.

According to recent reports, I’m not the only victim of this prank… Loony Labs has received several phone calls from Toon Headquarters across Toontown, each reporting similar experiences to my own.

Some Toons that called in were concerned that the Silly Meter hit the fritz, but it’s actually in tip top shape! Flippy granted me access to Toon HQ’s surveillance feed to investigate and find the culprit. If I can just…

WHOOSH!

Perfect, this is just what we’re looking for. The doors open, but nobody walks in. The lights flicker and then– There! A yellow blur! I knew I wasn’t losing my marbles!

I hope you learn from this case and stay safe this April Toons! I'm sure Flippy will want to hear about this immediately, so I’ve got to run!


April 1, 2024 [ttr-live-v4.0.0.0.0]

Under Old Management
• Zoo wee mama! The Foreman, Auditor, Clerk, and Club President all quit their jobs before their orientation could even be completed! As such, all Cog facilities have ceased to function and no Cog Disguise progress can be made ever again.

Bench Gaming
• Added Bench Disguises to replace the now-obsolete Cog Disguises!
• See the Bench Disguise Schticker Book Page (formerly the Cog Disguise page) to start collecting the boards, legs, and screws necessary to build YOUR Bench Disguise.
• Collect Benchbucks and fight the Chief Bench Officer!
• Are YOU Bench enough?
• Added the ability to upgrade your Bench Disguise into an Ice Desk Disguise.
• Bench doesn’t even look like a real word anymore. Is it just me? Bench, bench, bench.

Gag Unbalancing
• Healing Remotes now heal Cogs each turn.
• Elephant Trunks now have a 0.1% chance to turn into a whole elephant.
• Hypno Goggles can now be used to make someone fall in love with you… don’t tell the Genie!
• The only way to undo this effect is to plant a Summer’s Last Rose and let it die, let it die, let it shrivel up and-
• C’mon, who’s with me? Organic Squirt is now meta with a 77% boost.
• What does that even mean? Beats me! Running over Banana Peels in Goofy Speedway might restock your Banana Peel Gag now, I dunno.

Trolley
• The Doodles sure are getting tired of all this rounding up. Oh no… they’re coming. They’re coming for me. I can’t stop them.
• Are YOU Bench enough?