Under New Management: Testing Takes a Mulligan

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Under New Management: Testing Takes a Mulligan

Posted by The Club President on February 25, 2024 at 2:00 PM


How dare you?!



You conniving little Toons wreck MY Country Club and think you can get away with it? We are running short on Clubhouse waiters because of you, but even worse, my previously pristine turf has been hacked out by your subpar performances!

My Head Hunters have deduced that 29,316 Cogs have been terminated and 3,093 facilities were rendered out of bounds. However, I am willing to accept this sacrifice knowing that 359 Toons have gone sad. I will certainly be having a field day when I share the latter with the C.E.O.!

Our project schedule states that Cogs are supposed to pull back from all test locations today, but I am NOT accepting defeat. No, no, NO! I am extending our stay across these Districts by 3 extra days! Your measly attempts will be a swing and a miss, because the only thing that will be greener than my course is YOU.