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Old 10-11-2013, 08:57 PM
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Toontown Rewritten | Knock-Knock Contest | 10/11: Free-for-all Friday (Final day!)



Time is ticking! Toontown Rewritten is in the finishing touches and nearly ready for you to test.
Of course, before you can test you need to get your hands on one of those glorious keys.

To help out, we're giving away 10 keys to ten of Toontown Central's cheesiest jokers.
Think you're up for it? Of course you are!

For the next 10 days, we'll be posting a daily theme. Your job is to come up with your best knock-knock joke based on that theme before the day runs out. Whoever is chosen to be the greatest joker of each day will receive a Toontown Rewritten Alpha Key, which allows them to test the game before it opens to the public. Not good enough for you? Well good toon, we'll double our offer and not only give you an alpha key, but feature your joke within Toontown Rewritten to be used on the streets. Good enough yet? Yeah, we thought so.



How to Enter:
Spoiler for How to Enter:
To enter, all you have to do is sit down and think of your best joke based off of today's theme. You can check today's theme by looking at the calendar below. Once you've thought of your joke, post it to this thread before the cutoff time and you'll automatically be eligible to win. We will be checking to make sure the joke is original and following ToontownCentral.com's guidelines. Inappropriate jokes will lead you to an immediate ban from Toontown Central and disqualification from this contest.

The jokes must be in this format:
Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
_____
____ who?
_______!

You can enter as many jokes as you want each day, however you can't win more than one alpha key. If you do enter more than one joke, please go back and edit your previous post rather than posting a new one. All posts will get a fair chance no matter where they are in the thread.


Winners:

Witty Wednesday:
Winner: Furr Elise
Honorable Mention: Midnite Purr

Spoiler for Witty Wednesday Winners:

Winner:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Furr Elise View Post
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mirror.
Mirror who?
Mirror who?
Honorable Mention:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Midnite Purr View Post
Knock Knock
Who's there
Goshi
Goshi who
Goshi wonder if I won an alpha key.

Theatrical Thursday:
Winner: Overwhelming October
Honorable Mention: Chipythepig

Spoiler for Theatrical Thursday Winners:

Winner:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Overwhelming October View Post
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Act
Act who?
No, we're starting from act one.
Honorable Mention:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chipythepig View Post
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shelly.
Shelly who?
Shelly compare thee to a summer's day?

Frightening Friday:
Winner: Slate
Honorable Mention: Amanda

Spoiler for Frightening Friday Winners:

Winner:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Slate View Post
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Insane
Insane who?
I don't know, but you're the one talking to a door.
(The wording of this joke was changed to be easier to understand. The concept is what counts.)
Honorable Mention:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Amanda View Post
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Were
Were Who?
No, Werewolf! Owoooooo!

Silly Saturday:
Winner: Fanshy
Honorable Mention: Tyrynn

Spoiler for Silly Saturday Winners:

Winner:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fanshy View Post
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Candy!
Candy who?
Candy have some jellybeans?
Honorable Mention:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyrynn View Post
Who's there?
Stan.
Stan who?
Stan back, or I'll throw this pie!

Snowy Sunday:
Winner: Smirky Bumberpop
Honorable Mention: mrpiggywinkles

Spoiler for Snowy Sunday Winners:

Winner:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Smirky Bumberpop View Post
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa who?
I santa you the key, now let me out!
(The wording of this joke was changed to make more sense in context.)
Honorable Mention:
Quote:
Originally Posted by mrpiggywinkles View Post
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow way I'm telling you!


Smirky has already received a key, so the honorable mention, mrpiggywinkles, will receive today's key.

Mechanical Monday:
Winner: Little Flappy Bananaberry
Honorable Mentions: Error, Quackity (We couldn't decide!)

Spoiler for Mechanical Monday Winners:

Winner:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Little Flappy Bananaberry View Post
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sensor
Sensor who?
Sensor not doing anything, mind opening the door?
Honorable Mentions:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Quackity View Post
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Telemarketer!
Telemarketer who?
Telemarketer I'm not buying his offer.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Error View Post
Knock knock
Who's there?
Big cheese.
Big cheese who?
Big cheese pizza delivery here, open up!

Toony Tuesday:
Winner: Quackity
Honorable Mentions: Azure Swallowtail, krae2121 (By popular demand, we will have two from now on.)

Spoiler for Toony Tuesday Winners:

Winner:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Quackity View Post
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Donald!
Donald who?
Donald your tasks yet?
Honorable Mentions:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Azure Swallowtail View Post
Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
June
June who?
Juneau how to get out of this fountain?
Quote:
Originally Posted by krae2121 View Post
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Mickey
Mickey Who?
Mickey is stuck! Help!

Weird Wednesday:
Winner: P Cuddles
Honorable Mentions: FancyJackL, GeeMayn

Spoiler for Weird Wednesday Winners:

Winner:
Quote:
Originally Posted by P Cuddles View Post
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Eureka.
Eureka who?
Eureka something weird!
Honorable Mentions:
Quote:
Originally Posted by GeeMayn View Post
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Guess.
Guess who?
Does he have a mustache?
Quote:
Originally Posted by FancyJackL View Post
Knock-Knock!
Who's There?
Usain
Usain who?
Usain you forgot me?
(The wording of this joke was changed for context.)

Thoughtful Thursday:
Winner: lilreenie
Honorable Mentions: Kewldude

Spoiler for Thoughtful Thursday Winners:

Winner:
Quote:
Originally Posted by lilreenie View Post
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Anomaly.
Anomaly who?
Anomaly don't say this, but have you seen my spaceship?
Honorable Mentions:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kewldude View Post
Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Wayt.
Wayt who?
Wayt, you forgot my name?



Today's Theme:
Spoiler for Today's Theme:
Free-for-all Friday!
This is it. The moment we've all been training for. The joke. The joke to end all other jokes!
The last chance to get your paws on one of those sweet, sweet alpha keys.
There is no theme today, just give us the absolute best joke you've got. Be funny, be clever, and be original. I want to see sweat, tears and lots of cream pies. Let the battle COMMENCE!

Past Themes:
Spoiler for Past Themes:
Witty Wednesday
The first theme is a test of wit. How clever can you be?
Witty is a pretty broad term and mainly your own opinion, however jokes should come off as "Wow, I didn't see that coming."
rather than the standard "Orange you glad I made this joke?"
Be creative!

Theatrical Thursday!
Mr. Hollywood wasn't too fond of our last theme, so today we're going to be working on making sure that he gets a big laugh. Come up with your best joke relating to Hollywood, movies, or anything else dabbling in the theatrical arts.

Frightening Friday!
Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke!
There we go. That joke is over with and doesn't need to be posted at all anymore. Have mercy on us and think of your own terrifyingly punny joke for Frightening Friday!

Silly Saturday!
To get back in the gear of Toony events, this theme is Silly Saturday. Think of the wackiest, zaniest, and silliest joke your mind can conceive- then forget it and make an even sillier one. Make Goofy proud!

Snowy Sunday!
Pluto has been having some trouble dealing with the loneliness since all of the toons left, so this theme is dedicated to The Brrrgh! Think of some original snowy, wintery, cheerful, jolly, and other winter-related jokes to cheer that pup up.

Mechanical Monday!
These new machines that invaded recently- "cogs" as people have called them- are getting to be a problem. One of the recently hired scientists for Loony Labs seems to think that they can be defeated with jokes. Who knows if it will work, but Toon HQ has instructed that a new joke be put at every side door in hopes of defense. There's no better way to start than by thinking of some that the cogs can relate to! Think of your best joke relating to machines or cogs for Mechanical Monday.

Toony Tuesday!
Toon HQ is saying that we shouldn't only be trying to defeat these cogs, but keep ourselves happy too. There are already reports of these cogs causing toons everywhere to go sad. Until more jokes relating to us toons are made to keep our spirits high, Toon HQ has locked down all streets. Let's see who can come up with the best jokes about Toontown and drive these cogs off!

Weird Wednesday!
This theme is dedicated to every single one of you reading this. We thought that we would make today a little easier by making a theme that you can all relate to. Think of your oddest, craziest, and strangest joke- which shouldn't be a problem for you. ;)

Thoughtful Thursday!
Ever wondered what it would be like to live life as a Toon? Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? Where do these jokes come from, anyway? Put some thought into your joke for Thoughtful Thursday! Think of some jokes that really make go "Huh, that's something to think about."



Each new theme will be announced at 5PM EST. All jokes must be in before then.
(It's okay to turn in Toony Tuesday jokes on Wednesday as long as it is before 5PM.)

NOTE: Alpha keys will not be passed out to the winners until Saturday, October 12. Honorable mentions will have their jokes put in game, but will not be receiving an alpha key.

Last edited by JoeyZio; 10-11-2013 at 09:07 PM.. Reason: updated calendar
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Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Port of call.
Port of call who.
Port of call fish assist!
I can't hit the broad side of a barn!

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well i have two jokes... good luck everyone!

knock knock
who's there?
interupting cow
interupting cow w-
MOOOOOO!

knock knock
who's there?
honey bee
honey bee who?
honey bee a dear and open the door!

bonus:
knock knock
who's there?
banana
banana who?
knock knock
Who's there?
banana
banana who?
knock knock
Who's there?
banana
banana who?
knock knock
Who's there?
orange
orange who?
orange you glad i didn't say banana? <-clasic
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Knock Knock?
Who's There?
To
To Who?
I think you meant to say to whom!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Meow meow.
Meow meow who?
Make up your mind, are you a cat or an owl?!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Asgard.
Asgard who?
Asgard the door while you stay inside.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Reed.
Reed who?
Reed more books.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Doctor Who.
Doctor Who?
Doctor Who.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ron.
Ron who?
Ron! The cogs are coming.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ahh-coo!
Ahh-coo who?
Bless you.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Duck.
Duck who?
Duck! The cogs are coming.

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Good luck to all!

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Pasta.
Pasta who?
Pasta Bolognese!

(Pass the Bolognese + the food)

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Parcel.
Parcel who?
Parcel the gags!

(Pass all the gags + 'Parcel' them)

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Shticker.
Shticker who?
Shticker finger in the book!

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Pluto.
Pluto who?
I'm so cold I have a Pluto!

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Goofy.
Goofy who?
Goofy the pigeons!

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Pie.
Pie who?
A-pie the cream carefully!

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Knock Knock
Whos there?
Ice
Ice who?
Ice cream! aaaah!
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Toontown Rewritten | Knock-Knock Contest | 10/11: Free-for-all Friday (Final ...

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Degree
Degree who?
Degree test toon of all time!

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Closure
Closure who?
Closure eyes and count to ten!

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Swap
Swap who?
Who's there?

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
A Green
A Green who?
We A Green that you would give me a call before you head over!

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Pattern
Pattern who?
Pattern my back for a job well done!

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Kelsey
Kelsey who?
Kelsey you through the peephole!


My joke from silly saturday:
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Goofy
Goofy who?
Goofy two-shoes!



Good luck to everyone!!
-Boo boo

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Witty
Witty who?
You need to open the door witty key!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Toby
Toby who?
Toby or not to be!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Harry
Harry who?
Harry up and fill my bag with candy please!

Knock knock
Who's there?
You
You who?
Minny? Is that you??

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Toboggan
Toboggan who?
I need toboggan for some gags

Knock Knock
Whose there
Tire axel
Tire axel who?
Axel no questions, I'll tire you no lies

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sandbag
Sandbag who?
Sandbag! I'm about to throw this pie!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Weird
Weird who?
Weird you put the key I gave you?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wise
Wise who?
Wise key not working?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aria
Aria who?
Aria gonna open the door?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Chair
Chair who?
Could you please chair the key with me?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Claire
Claire who?
Claire to open the door for me?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Emily Ann
Emily Ann who?
I'll only tell you for Emily Ann jellybeans!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
District
District who?
Open the door so you can watch my doodle do district!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Office
Office who?
I took the key office doormat and it won't work!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ski
Ski who?
Why don't you open the door and ski for yourself!

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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Destiny
Destiny who?
Destiny keyhole is too small!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Maltese
Maltese who?
Do Maltese people come just to hear jokes?

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive to tell knock knock jokes!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Scare
Scare who?
Scare to stop knocking? You're bothering me.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Bun
Bun who?
Bun here before, wrong house!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Nickel
Nickel who?
Nickel open the door if you ask nicely.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Berry
Berry who?
I had to berry the key so nobody could get in, sorry!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Gretta
Gretta who?
Gotta Gretta new door, this one is stuck!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
German
German who?
I've got German here, Sheriff!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doorbell
Doorbell who?
Stop knocking and just use the doorbell!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Game
Game who?
Game over to your house and wanted to play Toontown with you!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Hairy
Hairy who?
Hairy you, go see a barber!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Paint
Paint who?
I'm gonna paint my door, don't touch it, it's wet!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rain
Rain who?
Didn't mean to rain on your parade but you should go work on your Toontasks!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dots
Dots who?
Dots not the right secret password, sorry!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
NASCAR
NASCAR who?
That's a NASCAR you've got there!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Adore
Adore who?
Just adore telling you a knock knock joke!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cauldron
Cauldron who?
Cauldron on the phone but he didn't answer!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Eiffel
Eiffel who?
Sorry, Eiffel down the stairs trying to open the door!

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Knock knock
Who's there
light
light who?
Light the candles, not him

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Winter
Winter who?
Check your winter-net signal, it's low.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Pear
Pear who?
There's no way to come-pear a pear and bananas.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Reserve
Reserve who?
Can you reserve that throw?

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Glasses who?
I'm late for my glasses.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Hippopotamus
Hippopotamus who?
Hippopotamus-t you to solo the CEO?

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Over there
Over there who
Can't you see me I'm over there, which practically mean I front of you.

Knock knock!
Who's there
Butterfly
Butterfly who?
Butterflies fly, but do butter fly?

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Smile
smile who?
Don't worry, only a smile away.

Knock knock!
Warewolf
Warewolf who?
Be aware, wolf.

Knock knock!
Money
Money who?
Another episode of Money Python?
(Monty python)

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Shell
shell who?
I will shell my shell for $100.

Knock knock!
who's there?
masterpiece
masterpiece who
I found the masterpiece to complete the puzzle!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
I'm there
I'm there who
I'm over there don't you see me?
No I don't.
Over here
oh, you're a door.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Edit
Edit who?
Ed, it didn't work, try again!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Meow
Meow who?
Meow! That hurts.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
North Pole
North Pole who?
Put some bait on the North Pole

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Possum
possum who?
Give me possum of that please!

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knock-knock!
Who's there?
Reese
Reese who?
Reese this some kind of joke?

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Tuesday
Tuesday who?
If it was choose-day, then i would be picked for a certain contest to win an alpha key! Go me!

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Wait!
Wait who?
Wait-WHAT?!

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Al
Al who?
'Al done nothin' gimme the al'pha key so i can do what i want..

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
BANG!
BANG! who?
ON THE DOOR, BABY!

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Bigger-fan
Bigger-fan who?
You, of course!

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Icy
Icy who?
YOU....

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Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Win
Win who?
I won this round!

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Pirate
Pirate who?
ARR! GIVE ME YOUR TREASURE!

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Toon
Toon who?
This is a toontastic joke!

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Having
Having who?
Having a ball!

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Sweet
Sweet who?
I'm covered with sweet!

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Tears
Tears who?
I'll tears your door down!

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Red Robin
Red Robin who?
YUM!

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Cog
Cog who?
BRAH BRAH BRAH!

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Inspect Gadget! Woo
Inspect Gadget! Woo who?
Go, Gadget go!

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Plant
Plant who?
Planted a doorbell in the wall!

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Why am I here again?
Why am I here again who?
No really, why am I here?

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
The door
The door who?
I'm lonely...

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Just look through the peephole!

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Karim
Karim who?
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Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Roof
Roof who?
Roof on the house!

Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Disney
Go away

Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Queen
Queen who?
Queen my dishes please

Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Purr
Purr who?
Just a purrfect joke

Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Town
Town who?
Town, ToonTown

Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Banjo
Banjo who
Banjo on my knee!

Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Seafood
Seafood who?
We seafood differently

Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Just a cheesy joke

Ding-Dong!
This is a knock-knock joke!

Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Purple
Purple who?
Yellow!

Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Grate
Grate who?
Just a grate cheesey joke!

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