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Old 10-10-2013, 08:56 PM
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Toontown Rewritten | Knock-Knock Contest | 10/10: Thoughtful Thursday



Time is ticking! Toontown Rewritten is in the finishing touches and nearly ready for you to test.
Of course, before you can test you need to get your hands on one of those glorious keys.

To help out, we're giving away 10 keys to ten of Toontown Central's cheesiest jokers.
Think you're up for it? Of course you are!

For the next 10 days, we'll be posting a daily theme. Your job is to come up with your best knock-knock joke based on that theme before the day runs out. Whoever is chosen to be the greatest joker of each day will receive a Toontown Rewritten Alpha Key, which allows them to test the game before it opens to the public. Not good enough for you? Well good toon, we'll double our offer and not only give you an alpha key, but feature your joke within Toontown Rewritten to be used on the streets. Good enough yet? Yeah, we thought so.



How to Enter:
Spoiler for How to Enter:
To enter, all you have to do is sit down and think of your best joke based off of today's theme. You can check today's theme by looking at the calendar below. Once you've thought of your joke, post it to this thread before the cutoff time and you'll automatically be eligible to win. We will be checking to make sure the joke is original and following ToontownCentral.com's guidelines. Inappropriate jokes will lead you to an immediate ban from Toontown Central and disqualification from this contest.

The jokes must be in this format:
Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
_____
____ who?
_______!

You can enter as many jokes as you want each day, however you can't win more than one alpha key. If you do enter more than one joke, please go back and edit your previous post rather than posting a new one. All posts will get a fair chance no matter where they are in the thread.


Winners:

Witty Wednesday:
Winner: Furr Elise
Honorable Mention: Midnite Purr

Spoiler for Witty Wednesday Winners:

Winner:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Furr Elise View Post
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mirror.
Mirror who?
Mirror who?
Honorable Mention:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Midnite Purr View Post
Knock Knock
Who's there
Goshi
Goshi who
Goshi wonder if I won an alpha key.

Theatrical Thursday:
Winner: Overwhelming October
Honorable Mention: Chipythepig

Spoiler for Theatrical Thursday Winners:

Winner:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Overwhelming October View Post
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Act
Act who?
No, we're starting from act one.
Honorable Mention:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chipythepig View Post
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shelly.
Shelly who?
Shelly compare thee to a summer's day?

Frightening Friday:
Winner: Slate
Honorable Mention: Amanda

Spoiler for Frightening Friday Winners:

Winner:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Slate View Post
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Insane
Insane who?
I don't know, but you're the one talking to a door.
(The wording of this joke was changed to be easier to understand. The concept is what counts.)
Honorable Mention:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Amanda View Post
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Were
Were Who?
No, Werewolf! Owoooooo!

Silly Saturday:
Winner: Fanshy
Honorable Mention: Tyrynn

Spoiler for Silly Saturday Winners:

Winner:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fanshy View Post
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Candy!
Candy who?
Candy have some jellybeans?
Honorable Mention:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyrynn View Post
Who's there?
Stan.
Stan who?
Stan back, or I'll throw this pie!

Snowy Sunday:
Winner: Smirky Bumberpop
Honorable Mention: mrpiggywinkles

Spoiler for Snowy Sunday Winners:

Winner:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Smirky Bumberpop View Post
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa who?
I santa you the key, now let me out!
(The wording of this joke was changed to make more sense in context.)
Honorable Mention:
Quote:
Originally Posted by mrpiggywinkles View Post
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow way I'm telling you!


Smirky has already received a key, so the honorable mention, mrpiggywinkles, will receive today's key.

Mechanical Monday:
Winner: Little Flappy Bananaberry
Honorable Mentions: Error, Quackity (We couldn't decide!)

Spoiler for Mechanical Monday Winners:

Winner:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Little Flappy Bananaberry View Post
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sensor
Sensor who?
Sensor not doing anything, mind opening the door?
Honorable Mentions:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Quackity View Post
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Telemarketer!
Telemarketer who?
Telemarketer I'm not buying his offer.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Error View Post
Knock knock
Who's there?
Big cheese.
Big cheese who?
Big cheese pizza delivery here, open up!

Toony Tuesday:
Winner: Quackity
Honorable Mentions: Azure Swallowtail, krae2121 (By popular demand, we will have two from now on.)

Spoiler for Toony Tuesday Winners:

Winner:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Quackity View Post
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Donald!
Donald who?
Donald your tasks yet?
Honorable Mentions:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Azure Swallowtail View Post
Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
June
June who?
Juneau how to get out of this fountain?
Quote:
Originally Posted by krae2121 View Post
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Mickey
Mickey Who?
Mickey is stuck! Help!

Weird Wednesday:
Winner: P Cuddles
Honorable Mentions: FancyJackL, GeeMayn

Spoiler for Weird Wednesday Winners:

Winner:
Quote:
Originally Posted by P Cuddles View Post
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Eureka.
Eureka who?
Eureka something weird!
Honorable Mentions:
Quote:
Originally Posted by GeeMayn View Post
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Guess.
Guess who?
Does he have a mustache?
Quote:
Originally Posted by FancyJackL View Post
Knock-Knock!
Who's There?
Usain
Usain who?
Usain you forgot me?
(The wording of this joke was changed for context.)



Today's Theme:
Spoiler for Today's Theme:
Thoughtful Thursday!
Ever wondered what it would be like to live life as a Toon? Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? Where do these jokes come from, anyway? Put some thought into your joke for Thoughtful Thursday! Think of some jokes that really make go "Huh, that's something to think about."

Past Themes:
Spoiler for Past Themes:
Witty Wednesday
The first theme is a test of wit. How clever can you be?
Witty is a pretty broad term and mainly your own opinion, however jokes should come off as "Wow, I didn't see that coming."
rather than the standard "Orange you glad I made this joke?"
Be creative!

Theatrical Thursday!
Mr. Hollywood wasn't too fond of our last theme, so today we're going to be working on making sure that he gets a big laugh. Come up with your best joke relating to Hollywood, movies, or anything else dabbling in the theatrical arts.

Frightening Friday!
Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke!
There we go. That joke is over with and doesn't need to be posted at all anymore. Have mercy on us and think of your own terrifyingly punny joke for Frightening Friday!

Silly Saturday!
To get back in the gear of Toony events, this theme is Silly Saturday. Think of the wackiest, zaniest, and silliest joke your mind can conceive- then forget it and make an even sillier one. Make Goofy proud!

Snowy Sunday!
Pluto has been having some trouble dealing with the loneliness since all of the toons left, so this theme is dedicated to The Brrrgh! Think of some original snowy, wintery, cheerful, jolly, and other winter-related jokes to cheer that pup up.

Mechanical Monday!
These new machines that invaded recently- "cogs" as people have called them- are getting to be a problem. One of the recently hired scientists for Loony Labs seems to think that they can be defeated with jokes. Who knows if it will work, but Toon HQ has instructed that a new joke be put at every side door in hopes of defense. There's no better way to start than by thinking of some that the cogs can relate to! Think of your best joke relating to machines or cogs for Mechanical Monday.

Toony Tuesday!
Toon HQ is saying that we shouldn't only be trying to defeat these cogs, but keep ourselves happy too. There are already reports of these cogs causing toons everywhere to go sad. Until more jokes relating to us toons are made to keep our spirits high, Toon HQ has locked down all streets. Let's see who can come up with the best jokes about Toontown and drive these cogs off!

Weird Wednesday!
This theme is dedicated to every single one of you reading this. We thought that we would make today a little easier by making a theme that you can all relate to. Think of your oddest, craziest, and strangest joke- which shouldn't be a problem for you. ;)



Each new theme will be announced at 5PM EST. All jokes must be in before then.
(It's okay to turn in Toony Tuesday jokes on Wednesday as long as it is before 5PM.)

NOTE: Alpha keys will not be passed out to the winners until Saturday, October 12. Honorable mentions will have their jokes put in game, but will not be receiving an alpha key.
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Old 10-10-2013, 08:57 PM
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Thoughtful Thursday Jokes
_________________________________
Knock, Knock
Thought
Thought who?
I thought you'd like this joke!
_________________________________
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Ouch
Ouch who?
The door is on my foot!
________________________________
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Geyser
Geyser who?
I'd move if I were you...
__________________________________
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Father
Father who?
Lets go father out!
__________________________________
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Jam
Jam who?
Margarine please.

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Old 10-10-2013, 08:58 PM
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Sigh

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
I
I who?
I brought roses for you
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Old 10-10-2013, 08:58 PM
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Erase it
Erase it on the track.

Knock knock!
Who's there
Pompous
Keep you Pompous-ture.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Trigonometry
Trigonometry who?
Trigonometry gonna solve it?

Knock knock!
Read
Read who?
My favorite activity is color read.

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Old 10-10-2013, 08:58 PM
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Knock Knock
Who's there
Life
Life who?
Open the door, I started knocking life ten minutes ago.

Knock Knock
Who's there
Meaning
Meaning who
I've been meaning to introduce myself!

Knock Knock
Who's there
Socrates
Socrates who
Stop trying to Socra-tes me and let me in.

Knock Knock
Who's there
World
World who?
World you be my friend and let me in?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Einstein
Einstein who?
Let me in. I need to be Einstein.

Knock Knock
Who's there
Meaning
Meaning who
I've been meaning to introduce myself

Knock Knock
Who's there
Socrates
Socrates who
Stop trying to Socra-tes me and let me in.

Knock Knock
Who's there
World
World who?
World you be my friend and let me in?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Einstein
Einstein who?
Let me in. I need to be Einstein.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Fred Lee
Fred lee who?
Let's keep talking, you seem Fred Lee!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Night sky
Night sky who?
Let's keep talking, you seem like a night sky!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Witty
Witty who?
You need to open the door witty key!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Speechless
Speechless who?
You need to speechless and open the door more.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wise
Wise who?
Wise key not working?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
CD
CD who?
CD knob? Please turn it

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Goofy
Goofy who?
Goofy I have my key or I'd be out here all day!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Daisy
Daisy who?
All this cog-fighting is making me daisy!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mystery
Mystery who?
Mystery starts off long ago

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Riddle
Riddle who?
Let's get on the Trolley and riddle the way home!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wa
Wa who?
You're excited to see me!

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Old 10-10-2013, 08:58 PM
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Knock Knock
Whos there?
Thank who?
Thank you!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
present
present who?
Present for you!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Good
Good who?
Good friends!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Thanks
Thanks who?
Thanks you cute little dog!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
birthday
birthday who?
Its your birthday silly! Did you forget?

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Present
present who?
Thanks for the present!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Happy
Happy who?
Happy you!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
welcome!
Welcome who?
You're welcome!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
welcome!
Welcome who?
You're welcome! come in!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Hi
Hi who?
Its heyooo! not hi-ooo silly!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Loving
Loving who?
Loving you!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
inspiring
inspiring who?
Little inspiring you!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Inspiring
Inspiring who?
Inspiring you!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
humble
humble who?
Humble little ol' you!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Kind
Kind who?
I Kind-who without you!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Hat
Hat who?
I dont hat you!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Softhearting
Softhearting who?
Softherting you!!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Cuddle
Cuddle who?
Cuddle you!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Buddy
Buddy who?
Best buddy!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Chicken
Chicken who?
Chicken who came before the egg!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Egg
Egg who?
Egg who came before the chicken!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Road
Road who?
Road who helped the chicken cross

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Runaway chicken
Runaway chicken who?
Runaway chicken who needs to hide!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Fox
Fox who?
Fox who barks!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Rabbit
Rabbit who?
Rabbit whos name copied frog noises.

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Cog
Cog who?
Cog who wont tell his origins

Knock Knock
whos there?
pyramids
pyramids who?
Pyramids who built themselves!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Universe
Universe who?
Universe who never stops expanding!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Apendix
Apendix who?
Nobody ever notices me.

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Apendix
Apendix who?
Apendix whos useless

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Toon portal
Toon portal who?
Toon portal who seems to fit in a pocket!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Dream
Dream who?
Why do we dream too?

Knock Knock
Whos there?
stonehenge
Stonehenge who?
Not who, but why.

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Aliens
Aliens who?
Aliens who might exist

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Owl
Owl who?
Owls whos head can spin 180 degreese

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Triangle
Triangle who?
Bermuda Triangle.

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Rosetta
Rosettastone who?
Thats what we want to know, who made the Rosettastone

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Loch
Loch who?
Lochness monster, who or what is he

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Dinosaur
Dinosaur who?
Dinosaur a meteor...or did it?

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Old 10-10-2013, 08:59 PM
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Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Lots of
Lots of who?
Lots of love for you!

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Heard of
Heard of what?
I think i've heard a herd of animals coming...

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Says
Says who?
Says I!
SAYS WHO?!
Says I!

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Stella
Stella who?
Nothing, i'm just Stella like that.

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Tie
Tie who?
Your shoes!

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Grub
Grub who?
Let me "Grub" you the Alpha Key for ya while i cook ya up some grub. It won't take a moment.

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Mo
Mo who?
Do you like my mohican? or should i say MOHAWK?

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Paul
Paul who?
Try "Paul"ling your gloves off!

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Witch
Witch who?
"Witch" witch is the best of the duo?

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Wig
Wig who?
Wig-GLE!

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Old 10-10-2013, 08:59 PM
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Toontown Rewritten | Knock-Knock Contest | 10/10: Thoughtful Thursday

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Eye
Eye who?
Eye wonder who's behind the door...

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
E
E who?
E=MC2

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Old 10-10-2013, 08:59 PM
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Asgard.
Asgard who?
Asgard the door while you stay inside.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Reed.
Reed who?
Reed more books.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Doctor Who.
Doctor Who?
Doctor Who.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ron.
Ron who?
Ron! The cogs are coming.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ahh-coo!
Ahh-coo who?
Bless you.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Duck.
Duck who?
Duck! The cogs are coming.

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Old 10-10-2013, 09:00 PM
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Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Exciting news to come
Exciting news to come who?
Yeah...
Igniting fuse then run!!!
(TNT)

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Good buy!
Good buy who?
I don't know why you say good buy.
I say sell low!!!

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Bill.
Bill who?
Bill't like a quack duck!

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
One Mississippi.
One Mississippi who?
A Miss, A Sip, A Pee.

Knock- Knock!
Who's there?
I Ate one.
I Ate one who?
O U 8 1 2

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
We're there.
We're there who?
Weather is here, wish you were beautiful.

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
I am a toon.
I am a toon who?
I am a toon who will be a toon forever.
Toons together are better. The whole is greater than the sum of its parts.

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Old 10-10-2013, 09:00 PM
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Knock knock
Who s there?
Think
Think who?
Think you gonna let me in?

Knock knock
Who's there?
May
May who?
Maybe this door isn't real and this is all a fantasy.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Stan
Stan who?
Standimg here joking really makes you think, huh?
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Old 10-10-2013, 09:00 PM
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Aww, I thought I would win. I have to make this one good and the next one for tomorrow. Like I always say NEVER GIVE UP BECAUSE YOUR A TOON!!!! TOONS DON'T EVER NEVER GIVE UP!!!!!!

Knock-Knock
Who's There?
Toon Life
Toon Life Who?
Did you ever live as a Toon but, as a FUN Toon?

Knock-Knock
Who's There?
Thoughtful Toon
Thoughtful Toon Who?
Thoughtful Toon is VERY thoughtful for TTRW!!!!!!!!!

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Old 10-10-2013, 09:00 PM
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Oh man, I was so confident too! And one of my jokes was like the winners. I didn't mean to copy if he put it first. Oh well. My last stand now, so I gotta make it count!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Acorn Acres.

...huh. What was there...


Knock knock.

Who's there?

Phil.

Phil who?

Philosopher!


Knock knock.

Who's there?

DANCE!

*does real fast dancing*

I'M NOT THINKING RIGHT NOW


Knock knock.

Who's there?

I... don't know.

What do you mean you don't know?

How am I even talking right now? I'm a door! What's happening!?


Knock knock.

Who's there?

Speak!

Speak who?

Talking animals? ...How?

or:

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Dora.

Dora who?

Dora animal, so how can you talk?


Knock knock.

Who's there?

Ow!

Ow who?

Don't you realize that pounding hurts? Gosh!


Knock knock.

Who's there?

Walt.

Walt who?

Walt you please turn me into a real door? I can't even open!


Knock knock.

Who's there?

Pie.

Pie who?

Pie with your soul! What does that even mean? Go defeat 20 cog bui- oh wait.


Knock knock.

Who's there?

Bella.

Bella who?

Bella might do you good!


Knock knock.

Who's there?

Val.

Val who?

Valentoons for you! Aren't I thoughtful?


Knock knock.

Who's there?

Sue.

Sue who?

I'll sue you for punching me! ('cause knock knock :p)


Knock knock.

Who's there?

Maelle.

Maelle who?

There isn't a place to post the Maelle!


Knock knock.

Who's there?

Louis.

Louis who?

Louis the attitude!


Knock knock.

Who's there?

Cog.

Cog who?

Cog you go take over another town please? (cog = could :p)


Knock knock.

Who's there?

Ester.

Ester who?

Ester-ates are full of wacky things! (estates :p I'm obsessed with :P )


Knock knock.

Who's there?

Sally.

Sally who?

Sally Meter has no logic! (I should probably stop explaining jokes, hehe)

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Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Made
Made who?
Made you a doorbell!

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Wire
Wire who?
Wire there cogs?

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Picture
Picture who?
A flying horse!

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Quote
Quote who?
I'm gonna quote your quote! Quote who?

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Bought
Bought who?
Bought to you by: Knock Knock Jokes!

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Thought
Thought who?
Thought of a good knock-knock joke yet?

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Cashew
Cashew who?
Don't let the Boogieman cashew!

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Who
Who who?
Who who?

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Joke
Joke who?
Ha ha! That's a good one!

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Play
Play who?
Play a song for me!

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Catch
Catch who?
The door!

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Dance with
Dance with who?
Dance with me!

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Clean
Clean who?
Clean this door! It's filthy!

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
CEO
CEO who?
Why did he turn into a flunky?

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Under Construction tunnel
Under Construction tunnel who?
Is it under construction? Or not?

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Congrats
Congrats who?
Congrats to you! The winning words were "Who's there?".

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Flippy
Flippy who?
Why is Flippy named Flippy?

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Forget
Forget who?
Exactly!

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Silly meter
Silly meter who?
Why is there a silly meter?

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Mirror
Mirror who?
How can you see your reflection without a mirror?

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Knock-Knock jokes
Knock-Knock jokes who?
Who created knock-knock jokes?

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Knock-Knock jokes
Knock-Knock jokes who?
Who made up knock-knock jokes?

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Trains
Trains who?
Where are the trains in Cashbot HQ going to?

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Toons
Toons who?
Why are toons named toons?

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Cogs
Cogs who?
Why do cogs dislike us?

Knock-Knock!
Who's there
This knock-knock joke makes no sense
This knock-knock joke makes no sense who?
This knock-knock joke makes no sense.

Last edited by Jackpie; 10-11-2013 at 08:34 PM..
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Old 10-10-2013, 09:00 PM
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Why who?
Why do knock knock jokes always follow this pattern?
 

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