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Old 10-07-2013, 08:56 PM
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Toontown Rewritten | Knock-Knock Contest | 10/7: Mechanical Monday



Time is ticking! Toontown Rewritten is in the finishing touches and nearly ready for you to test.
Of course, before you can test you need to get your hands on one of those glorious keys.

To help out, we're giving away 10 keys to ten of Toontown Central's cheesiest jokers.
Think you're up for it? Of course you are!

For the next 10 days, we'll be posting a daily theme. Your job is to come up with your best knock-knock joke based on that theme before the day runs out. Whoever is chosen to be the greatest joker of each day will receive a Toontown Rewritten Alpha Key, which allows them to test the game before it opens to the public. Not good enough for you? Well good toon, we'll double our offer and not only give you an alpha key, but feature your joke within Toontown Rewritten to be used on the streets. Good enough yet? Yeah, we thought so.



How to Enter:
Spoiler for How to Enter:
To enter, all you have to do is sit down and think of your best joke based off of today's theme. You can check today's theme by looking at the calendar below. Once you've thought of your joke, post it to this thread before the cutoff time and you'll automatically be eligible to win. We will be checking to make sure the joke is original and following ToontownCentral.com's guidelines. Inappropriate jokes will lead you to an immediate ban from Toontown Central and disqualification from this contest.

The jokes must be in this format:
Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
_____
____ who?
_______!

You can enter as many jokes as you want each day, however you can't win more than one alpha key. If you do enter more than one joke, please go back and edit your previous post rather than posting a new one. All posts will get a fair chance no matter where they are in the thread.


Winners:

Witty Wednesday:
Winner: Furr Elise
Honorable Mention: Midnite Purr

Spoiler for Witty Wednesday Winners:

Winner:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Furr Elise View Post
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mirror.
Mirror who?
Mirror who?
Honorable Mention:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Midnite Purr View Post
Knock Knock
Who's there
Goshi
Goshi who
Goshi wonder if I won an alpha key.

Theatrical Thursday:
Winner: Overwhelming October
Honorable Mention: Chipythepig

Spoiler for Theatrical Thursday Winners:

Winner:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Overwhelming October View Post
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Act
Act who?
No, we're starting from act one.
Honorable Mention:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chipythepig View Post
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shelly.
Shelly who?
Shelly compare thee to a summer's day?

Frightening Friday:
Winner: Slate
Honorable Mention: Amanda

Spoiler for Frightening Friday Winners:

Winner:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Slate View Post
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Insane
Insane who?
I don't know, but you're the one talking to a door.
(The wording of this joke was changed to be easier to understand. The concept is what counts.)
Honorable Mention:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Amanda View Post
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Were
Were Who?
No, Werewolf! Owoooooo!

Silly Saturday:
Winner: Fanshy
Honorable Mention: Tyrynn

Spoiler for Silly Saturday Winners:

Winner:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fanshy View Post
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Candy!
Candy who?
Candy have some jellybeans?
Honorable Mention:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyrynn View Post
Who's there?
Stan.
Stan who?
Stan back, or I'll throw this pie!

Snowy Sunday:
Winner: Smirky Bumberpop
Honorable Mention: mrpiggywinkles

Spoiler for Snowy Sunday Winners:

Winner:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Smirky Bumberpop View Post
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa who?
I santa you the key, now let me out!
(The wording of this joke was changed to make more sense in context.)
Honorable Mention:
Quote:
Originally Posted by mrpiggywinkles View Post
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow way I'm telling you!
Smirky has already received a key, so the honorable mention, mrpiggywinkles, will receive today's key.


Today's Theme:
Spoiler for Today's Theme:
Mechanical Monday!
These new machines that invaded recently- "cogs" as people have called them- are getting to be a problem. One of the recently hired scientists for Loony Labs seems to think that they can be defeated with jokes. Who knows if it will work, but Toon HQ has instructed that a new joke be put at every side door in hopes of defense. There's no better way to start than by thinking of some that the cogs can relate to! Think of your best joke relating to machines or cogs for Mechanical Monday.

Past Themes:
Spoiler for Past Themes:
Witty Wednesday
The first theme is a test of wit. How clever can you be?
Witty is a pretty broad term and mainly your own opinion, however jokes should come off as "Wow, I didn't see that coming."
rather than the standard "Orange you glad I made this joke?"
Be creative!

Theatrical Thursday!
Mr. Hollywood wasn't too fond of our last theme, so today we're going to be working on making sure that he gets a big laugh. Come up with your best joke relating to Hollywood, movies, or anything else dabbling in the theatrical arts.

Frightening Friday!
Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke!
There we go. That joke is over with and doesn't need to be posted at all anymore. Have mercy on us and think of your own terrifyingly punny joke for Frightening Friday!

Silly Saturday!
To get back in the gear of Toony events, this theme is Silly Saturday. Think of the wackiest, zaniest, and silliest joke your mind can conceive- then forget it and make an even sillier one. Make Goofy proud!

Snowy Sunday!
Pluto has been having some trouble dealing with the loneliness since all of the toons left, so this theme is dedicated to The Brrrgh! Think of some original snowy, wintery, cheerful, jolly, and other winter-related jokes to cheer that pup up.



Each new theme will be announced at 5PM EST. All jokes must be in before then.
(It's okay to turn in Silly Saturday jokes on Sunday as long as it is before 5PM.)

NOTE: Alpha keys will not be passed out to the winners until Saturday, October 12. Honorable mentions will have their jokes put in game, but will not be receiving an alpha key.

Last edited by JoeyZio; 10-07-2013 at 09:49 PM.. Reason: added winners
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Old 10-07-2013, 08:57 PM
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Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Tree point won for.
tree point won for who?
Easy as pi.

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Morse.
Morse who?
Dot dot dot dash dash dash dot dot dot

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Be zerk.
Be zerk who?
Some grease would be fitting!!!

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Pied piper.
Piper who?
Pipe down in there! I gonna pie!!!

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Old 10-07-2013, 08:57 PM
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Knock Knock
Whose there
Tire axel
Tire axel who?
Axel no questions, I'll tire you no lies

Knock Knock
Who's there
Oil
Oil who?
I can't tell you because that will oil the surprise.

Knock Knock
Who's there
Gear
Gear who?
Can you ask again? I couldn't gear you.

Knock Knock
Who's there
Gasket
Gasket who?
I don't know. Why don't you just gask-et?

Knock Knock
Who's there
Pulley
Pulley who?
Pully the door open, and you can see for yourself.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Wheels
Wheels who?
Hahaha! You wheel never know.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Battery
Battery who?
Battery will get you nowhere.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Axis
Axis who?
Why do people always axis?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lawbot
Lawbot who?
I know it's against the lawbot I'm coming in!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Machine
Machine who?
Can't talk, I'm busy machine pies into cogs!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Port
Port who?
Use the piano, the cogs will fall a port!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rover
Rover who?
Move rover, I'm coming in!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Torque
Torque who?
I need some help, someone torque my last pie!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bot
Bot who?
I went and bot some gags for us!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Meter
Meter who?
There's this new toon, I can't wait to meter!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bot
Who's there?
I'm sorry, just here out of hab-bot

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Old 10-07-2013, 08:57 PM
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Darn... Well, try again? Shall we?

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Lead.
Lead who?
Lead for your mechanical pencil!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Pie Delivery Service.
Pie Delivery Service who?
Pie Delivery Extermination Service Sir.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Cog.
Cog who?
One of the four, but I deserve a pie.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Music
Music who?
Dancin' the Robot to this music.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Knock Knock.
Knock Knock who?
Do you like my Auto-Knocker 5000?

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Bossbot.
Bossbot who?
This is our building now.
Your not the Boss of me! (Pie)

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Glug.
Glug who?
They spit water in my mouth.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Pink Slip.
Pink Slip who?
4:00 Appointment? I'm expecting a cannon.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Mechanic.
Mechanic who?
I hear you have a robot infestation?

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Assembly.
Assembly who?
Assembly don't have time for this!
(Assembly - I simply)

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Electronics.
Electronics who?
Circuit Failure. Power Shutting Down.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Sellbot.
Sellbot who?
I'm trying to be annoying here!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Mech.
Mech who?
Mech foo, the fighting technique of machines.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Fireball.
Fireball who?
I have your makeup powder! You lazy old man!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Start.end.
Start.end who?
Shutting Down.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Ambulance Chaser
Why?
"You rang?" 911?

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Old 10-07-2013, 08:58 PM
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cog.
Cog who?
Watch out there's a cog behind you!
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Old 10-07-2013, 08:58 PM
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Congratulations mrpiggywinkles for winning Snowy Sunday!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Just a cog
Just a cog who?
Shh, I'm going in-cog-nito.

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Knock Knock Mechanical Monday

I'm starting to have no hope anymore :( But I am going to keep trying!!

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Monkey
Monkey who?
Stop playing and hand me that monkey wrench, we have to fix this Kart!

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
*Explosion*
Hey, I need Cog Parts for a task! Give me some bolts!

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Gyro
Gyro who?
Gyro, don't gear it up ever again

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Bonk
Bonk who?
Bonk a Goon!

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Lure
Lure who?
Lure the cogs, there are 4 seconds left!

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Wanna mint?
Wanna mint who?
No, do you want to Mint?

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Let's mechanical
Let's mechanical who?
Oops, did I say mechanical? I meant Let's Mingle >: )

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Fun
Fun who?
The fundamental tool you will need to release the cog's leg from the seal is a fundal.

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Toon
Toon who?
The Toon Timer is broken, oh no!

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Run
Run who?
Run the program! *clank* Well, now we need to play Toon Escape to get that bolt out.

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Cog
Cog who?
Cog me in the order of down down up left right left left

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Mechanic!
Mechanic who?
The elevator broke again!

Last edited by The Rabbit Mr. Cool; 10-08-2013 at 07:44 PM.. Reason: BEING ORIGINAL. THESE ARE ALL ORIGINAL.
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Old 10-07-2013, 08:59 PM
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Machine
Machine who?
Just machine up the laundry to fold!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Drone
Drone who?
Oh, didn't mean to drone in on you talking to the wall, sorry!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Automatic
Automatic who?
It's an automatic door, why are you knocking?

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Compute
Compute who?
Compute my Math for me, it's too hard!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Oil
Oil who?
Oil make sure you know sometime in the future.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rusty
Rusty who?
Oi...ll..... M.....Mu...Me...

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Old 10-07-2013, 08:59 PM
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Knock Knock

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cogs
Cogs who?
Cogs need a cream pie in the face YO!
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Old 10-07-2013, 09:00 PM
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Metal
Metal who?
Metal your colleagues yesterday, time to meet you!
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Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Gear.
Gear who?
Gear up for this cream pie I'm going to throw at you!

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Gear.
Gear who?
Have a gear-ate time in Toontown Rewritten!

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
101100101.
101100101 who?
10110010100101001!

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Oil.
Oil who?
Oil throw this pie at you!

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Knock Knock,
Who's there?
The cogs.
The cogs who?
The cogs that run Disney.

(if the above one is too rude towards Disney then this should cover it):

Knock Knock,
Who's there?
The cogs.
The cogs who?
The cogs that took down Toontown.
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Old 10-07-2013, 09:01 PM
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its joke ok

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Battery!
Battery who?
Battery up!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Wheel!
Wheel who?
Wheel I get an alpha key?

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Nail!
Nail who?
Nail never know!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Wire!
Wire who?
Wire you talking to a door?

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Electric!
Electric who?
I think we should electric for president!

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Knock knock

Knock Knock
Whos there
Round
Round who?
The gears in the cog go round and round...

Knock Knock
Whos there
Diesel
Diesel who?
Knock Knock Knock Knock...

(my dads car makes that sound with diesel xD)

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Wrench
Wrench who?
Wrench one of you played with the machine?
(which one XD)

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Cog
AHHH! GO AWAY!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Cargo beep beep!

(omg i remember me saying that all the time in the car as a little child)

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Knock-knock
Whos there?
Name dropper.
Name dropper who?
I have a meeting with Mr. Hollywood to go too.

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Legal eagle.
Legal Eagle who?
You are in no position to meet with me.

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Name dropper.
Name dropper who?
Sorry, I dropped my name!

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