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Old 10-03-2013, 12:37 AM
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Toontown Rewritten | Knock-Knock Contest



Time is ticking! Toontown Rewritten is in the finishing touches and nearly ready for you to test.
Of course, before you can test you need to get your hands on one of those glorious keys.

To help out, we're giving away 10 keys to ten of Toontown Central's cheesiest jokers.
Think you're up for it? Of course you are!

For the next 10 days, we'll be posting a daily theme. Your job is to come up with your best knock-knock joke based on that theme before the day runs out. Whoever is chosen to be the greatest joker of each day will receive a Toontown Rewritten Alpha Key, which allows them to test the game before it opens to the public. Not good enough for you? Well good toon, we'll double our offer and not only give you an alpha key, but feature your joke within Toontown Rewritten to be used on the streets. Good enough yet? Yeah, we thought so.



How to Enter:
Spoiler for How to Enter:
To enter, all you have to do is sit down and think of your best joke based off of today's theme. You can check today's theme by looking at the calendar below. Once you've thought of your joke, post it to this thread before the cutoff time and you'll automatically be eligible to win. We will be checking to make sure the joke is original. You can enter as many jokes as you want each day, however you can't win more than one alpha key.

The jokes must be in this format:
Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
_____
____ who?
_______!


Today's Theme:
Spoiler for Today's Theme:
Witty Wednesday!
The first theme is a test of wit. How clever can you be?
Witty is a pretty broad term and mainly your own opinion, however jokes should come off as "Wow, I didn't see that coming."
rather than the standard "Orange you glad I made this joke?"
Be creative!



Each new theme will be announced at 5PM EST. All jokes must be in before then.
(It's okay to turn in Witty Wednesday jokes on Thursday as long as it is before 5PM.)

Last edited by JoeyZio; 10-03-2013 at 01:41 AM.. Reason: Added clarification on submitting multiple jokes
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Old 10-03-2013, 12:39 AM
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm drowning.
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor Who?

Not really a full one, but oh well.

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Old 10-03-2013, 12:40 AM
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Wow, a joke contest! This is a great idea, and I can't wait to write mine up. I will, however, be absent from this Saturday until the 12th, so is there a way I can make up the lost days?
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How exciting! Can't wait to test my luck!
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Great idea! Gives the community a chance to replace some of those... questionable knock-knock jokes on the streets.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!

I don't know if anyone posted these but I personally thought some of them werre funny.

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Doughnut!
Doughnut who?
Doughnut worry it is just a joke!

Will you remember me?
Yes!

Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
See, you already forgot.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter who?
I butter not tell you!


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
When'd he break your doorbell?

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How is the greatest joker chosen, exactly? From the users of the forum, or from the developers? I'll post my own in a bit.
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Knock knock

Who's there?

Doris

Doris who?

Doris shut and locked, I guess I shouldn't knock again...
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Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah way to open the door?
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Mustache
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later

That was terrible

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo
boo who?
Geez there's no reason to cry about it!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad TTR is coming out?!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Kitten
Kitten who?
Are you kitten me?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Chicken

Chicken who?
Chicken the mailbox

What's black and white and goes 'Round and round?
A penguin in a revolving door!

I have no chance

Knock knock
Who's there?
Queen
Queen who?
Please QUEEN my room!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Ivanna
Ivanna who?

Ivanna get an Alpha key!

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Are we aloud to post more then once on a Witty Wednesday?

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad we aren't posting on the Discussion topic anymore?

I think its a wee long :)

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie more jellybeans in the jar?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Minnie.
Minnie who?
Minnie have tried and many have failed.

Well I've posted three for today, hope thats okay :)
I think I'll just sit here and laugh at everyone else's jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
O-live to play Toontown :)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Joey
Joey who?
Joey to the world, its a lovely day!

Extra brownie points Joey? :) :) :)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Interrupting Doctor
Inter---- You have Toonitus (a obsession with Toontown)

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Knock knock.

Who's there?

Who.

Who who?

Stop being an owl!

I'm gonna try again with this one.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Log.

Log who?

Let me on the computer! I wanna log in!

Going to try once again.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Do you like ya.

Do you like ya who?

I prefer Google.

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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Einstein.
Einstein who?
You should know who I am!


Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Smart
Smart who?
Smart you going to open the door?


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hawaii
Hawaii who?
Hawaii aren't you fighting that cog?


Knock knock
Who's there?
Emmy
Emmy who?
Emmy, all alone in the moonlight...
(Memory)

CATS reference... XD

Knock knock
Who's there?
Fond
Fond who?
Yes, Please! I love fondue!

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Knock knock!

Who's there?

Aaron

Aaron who?

Aaron't you excited?
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Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Cat
Cat who?
Cat you later I'm busy!
 

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