Funniest Video Game Quotes

[The Ninja]

Originally Posted by Pow Pow

At least there is subtitle.

Oh, no, I've heard the sayings in that game so many times I don't even need subtitles :P

[masterdissidia]

"Never underestimate a loaf of bannock!" -Amidatty (Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles)

[Pickles the Random Toon]

Anything that The Heavy says

[Pow Pow]

"Breaking Robots is the same as making them!" ~ Tails in Sonic Heroes. He may say this if you get a B rank on Robot Carnival.

[Golduck Pokemon]

''I don't have donuts in my pockets, so you might as well not search it.'' Random Taxi getting arrested by Police in GTA 4.

[Pickles the Random Toon]

"ITS DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE TAKE THIS"~ Old Man

[masterdissidia]

"This light make me feel like I become pot roast!" -Quina (Final Fantasy IX)

[Rockdog]

"I think there's some angry birds trapped in the ventilation."
-Tiny Tower

[weirdjc]

-This place is burning hot, stinky, and GREAT!!! Talk about awesome place to build a second castle!- King Bowser, Mario and Luigi: Partners in time

[oreodog1red]

Leagle Eagle: "The Expressions Used in this attack are not those of Disney Toontown ONline" We all know where thats from

[Dizzy Doggennose]

Chat Phrase i bought on TT (disturbing):"Let's make like a banana split!"
Don't believe me pm me i'll send you a pic XD

[masterdissidia]

From Tales of Graces f:

Sophie: Hubert, why do you wear glasses?
Hubert: Because my eyes are bad.
Sophie: What, are they dangerous?
Hubert: Somebody save me.

Sophie: Pascal, what's an air head?
Pascal: Someone who's so smart they can control air with their mind!
Sophie: Wow, you're amazing!

[JayDubLU]

Fat CJ quotes from GTA:SA (no worries, they're clean):

"Yeah, the car tight... tight for me to get in!" (<- praised for car)
"Imma spend this on a good meal." (<- taking money)
"Imma eat you, fool!" (<- yelling at enemies)
"Oh, my stomach!" (<- car crashed with CJ still inside)
"We shuttin' down Clucking Bell tonight!" (<- winning a gambling game)
"Aww, shut up, po-po... and get me a pizza." (<- being chased by police on foot)
"You some kind of fitness instructor?" (<- chased by police on foot)
"I eat fools like you!" (<- dissing enemies)
"This should help keep my belly full." (<- taking money)
"Aw, man! There goes my waffle money!" (<- loses a gambling game)
"My hair? Yeah, it takes 50 pounds off me." (<- praised for haircut)
"Yeah, big is beautiful." (<- praised for being fat)
"I agree... I ain't fat, I'm big-boned." (<- praised for being fat)
"You're ruining my appetite, get lost." (<- dissing allies)
"Get lost, pee-wee." (<- dissing pedestrians)
"Ain't no stoppin' Big Daddy!" (<- winning a gambling game)
"How you doing, tiny?" (<- saying hello)
"If I was in shape... y'all wouldn't catch me." (<- chased by police on foot)
"Who you calling fat!?" (<- fat character yelling at enemies)
"I agree... I'm in great shape." (<- praised for being fat)
"Get off my fat!" (<- getting car robbed)
"You gonna make me lose my temper, po-po." (<- chased by police)

[weirdjc]

Baby bowser: Listen up yoshis, it was me that saved you in there! All me!
Yoshis: Wow! Thanks!
Baby bowser: Now pay up your cookies of grattitude.
-Mario bros come up-
Baby bowser: No! What do you want now! Wait, I know! Your here for the cookies! WELL FORGET IT! I'll scarf em all down before you can eat a single crumb! Ugh... That didn't sit well.... -Burps out star shards-
Yoshis: Wow! Our hero can do magic!
-Baby bowser gets hit with a hammer and is sent flying-
Yoshis: Awesome! Our hero can fly! You're the best!

[Mistro]

Originally Posted by oreodog1red

Leagle Eagle: "The Expressions Used in this attack are not those of Disney Toontown ONline" We all know where thats from

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