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10-08-2013, 08:56 PM
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Toontown Rewritten | Knock-Knock Contest | 10/8: Toony Tuesday
 Time is ticking! Toontown Rewritten is in the finishing touches and nearly ready for you to test. Of course, before you can test you need to get your hands on one of those glorious keys. To help out, we're giving away 10 keys to ten of Toontown Central's cheesiest jokers. Think you're up for it? Of course you are! For the next 10 days, we'll be posting a daily theme. Your job is to come up with your best knock-knock joke based on that theme before the day runs out. Whoever is chosen to be the greatest joker of each day will receive a Toontown Rewritten Alpha Key, which allows them to test the game before it opens to the public. Not good enough for you? Well good toon, we'll double our offer and not only give you an alpha key, but feature your joke within Toontown Rewritten to be used on the streets. Good enough yet? Yeah, we thought so. How to Enter: Spoiler for How to Enter:
Winners: Witty Wednesday: Winner: Furr Elise Honorable Mention: Midnite Purr Spoiler for Witty Wednesday Winners:
Theatrical Thursday: Winner: Overwhelming October Honorable Mention: Chipythepig Spoiler for Theatrical Thursday Winners:
Frightening Friday: Winner: Slate Honorable Mention: Amanda Spoiler for Frightening Friday Winners:
Silly Saturday: Winner: Fanshy Honorable Mention: Tyrynn Spoiler for Silly Saturday Winners:
Snowy Sunday: Winner: Smirky Bumberpop Honorable Mention: mrpiggywinkles Spoiler for Snowy Sunday Winners:
Mechanical Monday: Winner: Little Flappy Bananaberry Honorable Mentions: Error, Quackity (We couldn't decide!) Spoiler for Mechanical Monday Winners:
Today's Theme: Spoiler for Today's Theme:
Past Themes: Spoiler for Past Themes:
 Each new theme will be announced at 5PM EST. All jokes must be in before then. (It's okay to turn in Toony Tuesday jokes on Wednesday as long as it is before 5PM.) NOTE: Alpha keys will not be passed out to the winners until Saturday, October 12. Honorable mentions will have their jokes put in game, but will not be receiving an alpha key. Last edited by JoeyZio; 10-08-2013 at 09:28 PM. Reason: added winners |
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10-08-2013, 08:57 PM
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Knock-Knock!
Who's there? Play dead. Play dead who? It's the laff for the party!!! Knock-Knock! Who's there? All aboard. All are bored who? No! None are bored on the trolley!!! Knock-Knock! Who's there? Toons hitting. Toons hitting who? Toons hitting Cogs; they got soggy bottoms!!! Knock-Knock! Who's there? In-patient. In-patient who? Impatient in the playground, not the hospital. Will stay tooned!!! Last edited by Adogandacog; 10-09-2013 at 12:13 PM. |
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10-08-2013, 08:57 PM
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Knock Knock
Who's there? Flippy Flippy who? Flippy switch and let me in! Knock Knock Who's there? You You who? Oh hello there Minny! Knock Knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom to fight some cogs! Knock Knock Who's there? Laff Laff who? I'm the laff of the party! Knock Knock Who's there? Disguise Disguise who? Look out, disguise falling! Knock Knock Who's there? Geyser Geyser who? I can't believe you geyser talking to a door and not fighting cogs! Knock Knock Who's there? Sandbag Sandbag who? Sandbag! I'm about to throw this pie! Knock Knock Who's there? Golfing Golfing who? Did you see the guy with the pie? He wolfed down the gol-fing! Knock Knock Who's there? Cannon Cannon who? Cannon you please just open the door? Knock Knock Who's there? Bear Bear who? Bear with me and I'll tell you Knock Knock Who's there? Pie Pie who? Pie not just let me in? Knock Knock Who's there? Feather Feather who? You can't know feather moment! Knock knock Who's there? Opera Cat Opera who? Is this the opera-tor? I need this month's edition of Clarabelle's Cat-alogue! Last edited by parker643; 10-09-2013 at 08:03 PM. |
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10-08-2013, 08:59 PM
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Toontown Rewritten | Knock-Knock Contest | 10/8: Toony Tuesday
Right, quick! Let's go!
Knock-knock! Who's there? Tooned Tooned who? Get Tooned in with the news! I'm such a good joker, gonna seal a few jokes quick! Knock-knock! Who's there? Mickey! Mickey who? You're taking the Mickey, right? (HA HA HA! I'm too good XD) Knock-knock! Who's there? Daisy Daisy who? I'm feeling a bit Daisy in this maze... Knock knock! Who's there? Hydrant! Hydrant who? Hydrant about the bugs, but they're fixing it! Knock knock! Who's there? Garden Garden who? Are you garden the streets from the Cogs? (I think you'll find the pun here...) Last edited by SSonic70; 10-09-2013 at 04:23 PM. |
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10-08-2013, 08:59 PM
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Knock knock!
Who's there? Flippy! Flippy who? Don't Flippy out, I can let you in! Knock knock! Who's there? Toon-up! Toon-up who? Toon-up the music! Knock knock! Who's there? Li'l Oldman! Li'l Oldman who? You need some yodeling lessons, it's little-old-lady who! Knock knock! Who's there? Trolley! Trolley who? TTR is trolley toonerrific! That's all for this theme. Good luck everybody! Last edited by OrangeCupcake; 10-09-2013 at 08:11 PM. |
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10-08-2013, 08:59 PM
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Toons. Toons who? Toonsday, your favorite day of the week! (sounds like Tuesday hehehe) Knock knock. Who's there? Sarah. Sarah who? Sarah beanfest tonight? Knock knock. Who's there? Maggy. Maggy who? In the CFO battle, use the Maggynet to pick up goons and safes. Knock knock. Who's there? Doodle. Doodle who? A doodle of a doodle. (A doodle is an abstract drawing) Knock Knock. Who's there? Mathematician. Mathematician who? I came here to crunch some numbers. Knock knock. Who's there? Train. Train who? Train your squirt gags and make it rain. (reference to storm cloud gag) Knock knock. Who's there? Gull. Gull who? Need a break from the cogs? Let's go gull-fing! Knock knock. Who's there? L’esprit de l’Escalier. L’esprit de l’Escalier who? The damage has been done, cogs are victorious. Knock knock. Who's there? Sarah. Sarah who? Sarah cog behind me? Knock knock. Who's there? Bunny. Bunny who? Eeeeek! There's a leak in my seltzer bottle! Knock knock. Who's there? Guy. Guy who? Come ride the guy-ser with me! Knock knock. Who's there? Foe. Foe who? Cog-o-foebia. Knock knock. Who's there? Cat. Cat who? Gotta fight some cogs, cat chew later! Knock knock. Who's there? Ray. Ray who? Time to go kart Ray-sing! Knock knock. Who's there? Cog. Cog who? I can bear-lee talk, my throat is cogged! Last edited by Snowy Night; 10-09-2013 at 07:48 PM. Reason: More jokes |
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10-08-2013, 09:00 PM
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Knock Knock
Who's There? Troll Troll Who? No troll here, just a trollEY! Knock Knock Who's There? Doodle Doodle Who? Doodle't me in! Knock Knock Who's There? Daisy Daisy Who? Daisy you won't let me in! (Daisy = they see) Knock Knock Who's There? Mickey Mickey Who? Mickey is stuck! Help! (Mickey = my key) Knock Knock Who's There? Laff Laff Who? Toons laff everywhere! Knock Knock Who's There? Toontastic Toontastic Who? Toontastic YOU! Knock Knock Who's There? Chip Chip Who? Chip you have a great day? (Chip = did) Knock Knock Who's There? Dale Dale Who? Don't listen to the cogs, Dale tell you lies! (Dale = they'll) Knock Knock Who's There? Wire Wire Who? Wire you so toontastic? Knock Knock Who's There? Howard Howard Who? Howard your doodles doing? Knock Knock Who's There? Sad Sad Who? Not you! Knock Knock Who's There? Sugar Sugar Who? Would you like a sugary EEKlair? Knock Knock Who's There? Rain Rain Who? It may be purrin' rain now, but it will go away! Knock Knock Who's There? Silly Silly Who? Silly me! Knock Knock Who's There? James James Who? James your clothes, we're going to a party! (James = Change) Knock Knock Who's There? Kitten Kitten Who? I'm just kitten around, you're toontastic! Knock Knock Who's There? Hoppy Hoppy Who? Let's Hoppy on the trolley! Knock Knock Who's There? Alphabet Alphabet Who? U R A Q T Knock Knock Who's There Amaze Amaze Who? There is Amaze in DG, let's go! Knock Knock Who's There Cuddly Cuddly Who? Cuddly go to the party later? (Cuddly = Could we) Knock Knock Who's There? Geyser Geyser Who? You geyser toontastic! Knock Knock Who's There? Fire Fire Who? Fire you sad? Be happy! Knock Knock Who's There? Amuse Amuse Who? You should be in Amuse-ical! Knock Knock Who's There? Flower Flower Who? Flower you doing? Knock Knock Who's There? Harmony Harmony Who? Harmony toons are coming TOONight? Knock Knock Who's There? Interrupting Pie Interrupti- SPLAT! Knock Knock Who's There? Summer Summer Who? Summer going to arrive later. Knock Knock Who's There? Positive OR Pause Positive Who? OR Pause Keep your POSitive (OR Pause) off my friend! (POSitive & Pause = Paws) Knock Knock Who's There? Comfort Comfort Who? Comfort stay here? (Comfort = Come or) Knock Knock Who's There? Task Task Who? Come back and Task me later! Knock Knock Who's There? Pickle Pickle Who? Pickle the jellybeans from the tree! Knock Knock Who's There? Cattlelog Cattlelog Who? That Cattlelog onto you LAFFtop if you don't shut it! (Cattlelog = Cat will log AND LAFFtop = Laptop) Knock Knock Who's There? United United Who? Us toons! Knock Knock Who's There? Congrats Congrats Who? Congrats fly? (Congrats = Can rats) Knock Knock Who's There? Color Color Who? You can either Color show up anytime! (Color = Call or) Knock Knock Who's There? Joyful Joyful Who? Is Joyful yet? She has eaten a lot of jellybeans! Knock Knock Who's There? Forgetful Forgetful Who? I'm sorry, what was the question? Knock Knock Who's There? Copper Copper Who? Don't call the Copper I will steal your jellybeans too! (Copper = Cop or) Knock Knock Who's There? General General Who? Is just General of us going? (General = Jenn or all) Knock Knock Who's There? Funny Cog Funny Cog Who? That's what I was thinking. Knock Knock Who's There? Platypi Platypi Who? S'Platypi or else I will! (A lot of people say the plural form or Platypus is Platypi. I'm not sure if this is true or not though :P Also, S'Platypi = Splat a pie) Knock Knock Who's There? Heart Heart Who? These cogs are never too heart to defeat! Knock Knock Who's There? Pizza Pizza Who? I'm going to give that cog a Pizza my mind! Last edited by MissNutty; 10-08-2013 at 10:25 PM. Reason: Merging Jokes :P |
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10-08-2013, 09:00 PM
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Toony Tuesday Jokes
Knock. Knock
Who's there? Geyser Geyser who? The cog! ______________________________________________ Knock, Knock Who's there? Legal Eagle Legal Eagle who? A Legal Eagle who is about to give you a lawsuit! _____________________________________________ Knock, Knock Who's there? Merit Merit who Merit you a toontask! ____________________________________________ Knock, Knock Who's there? Pixie Dust Pixie Dust who? I'm about to pour my magic on you! ____________________________________________ Knock, Knock Whos' there? Chip Chip who? No, you have a chip in your door. ___________________________________________ Knock, Knok Who's there? Doodle Doodle who? I doodled you a picture! ___________________________________________ Knock, Knock Who's there? Cheer Cheer who? I'm about to cheer you up with this joke! ___________________________________________ Knock, Knock Who's there? Mickey Mickey who? Mickey is on your porch! ___________________________________ Knock, Knock Who's there? Toon up Toon up who? Toon me up, my laff is low! Last edited by Kiwi; 10-09-2013 at 08:34 PM. |
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10-08-2013, 09:00 PM
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Ah toony Tuesday, better think of some new jokes !
Knock-knock! Who's there? Pie. Pie who? Oh you know who! Last edited by Cinderclaws; 10-08-2013 at 09:06 PM. Reason: Adding jokes. |
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10-08-2013, 09:01 PM
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Toontown Rewritten | Knock-Knock Contest | 10/8: Toony Tuesday
Nice job on that Sensor joke little Flappy Bananaberry!!
Knock-Knock! Who's there? Eeyore Eeyore who? Eeyore laff meter go up? ;D ;D Knock-Knock! Who's there? Goof Goof who? Goofy two-shoes! Knock-Knock! Who's there? Joyous Joyous who? Joyous in a group laff! Now here's from Silly Saturday: Knock-Knock! Who's there? Coat Coat who? Icy Coat-ing on a cake! Knock-Knock! Who's there? Pick see Pick see who? Pick see dust makes everything fabulous! I sure feel clever! Best wishes to everyone on this round! -Boo Boo Last edited by Boo boo2; 10-09-2013 at 07:37 PM. |
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10-08-2013, 09:01 PM
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Knock-Knock!
Who's there? Indie Indie, who? How would you like a pie indie face?! Knock-Knock! Who's there? Wardrobe Wardrobe, who? The toon wardrobe the cogs away! Knock-Knock! Who's there? Lil' Old Man Lil' Old Man, who? Would you help a lil' old man find his talking toad? Last edited by Fynks; 10-09-2013 at 08:04 PM. |
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10-08-2013, 09:01 PM
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Knock Knock
whos there? Toon Toon who? Toon that dog up! Knock Knock whos there? Pie Pie who? Pie the cogs! Knock Knock whos there? Flippy Flippy who? Flippy over that table and grab a pie! Knock Knock whos there? Lure Lure who? Lure the cogs into our trap! Knock Knock whos there? Trap Trap who? Trap the cogs! Knock Knock! whos there? Drop Drop who? Drop the cogs! Knock Knock Whos there? fly Fly who? Let the pies fly! Knock Knock whos there? Doodle Doodle who? Doodle you! Knock Knock whos there? Gag Gag who? Gag the cogs! Knock Knock whos there? Key Key who? Alpha key! ( Alpha keys are toony ) Knock Knock whos there? Cattlelog Cattlelog who? Cattlelog me! i need some new hats! Knock Knock whos there? Doggenbottom Doggenbottom who? Doggenbottom, Flippy Doggenbottom Knock Knock whos there? Tutorial tom Tutorial to-- QUICK DEFEAT THAT FLUNKY! Knock Knock whos there? Lil ol' man Lil ol'man who? Lil ol'man who needs his wig powder Knock Knock whos there? A cog - Splat - Knock Knock whos there? Anita Anita who? Anita toon-up Knock Knock whos there? Toons Toons who? Toons who rule! Knock Knock whos there? Sound Sound who? with the toons around, our streets will be safe and sound Knock Knock whos there? mickey Mickey who? Mickey what i won Knock Knock whos there? unite Unite who? Unite the toons! Knock Knock whos there? Dale Dale who? Dale take over toontown if we dont do something! Knock Knock whos there? Make-a-toon Make a toon who? Make any toon! Last edited by Thissa Way; 10-08-2013 at 09:16 PM. Reason: Multiple Posts |
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10-08-2013, 09:02 PM
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Good luck, everyone! Congrats to the winners!
Knock knock! Who's there? Loony! Loony who? We sure are loony toons! Knock knock! Who's there? Vice President of! Vice President of who? Of Sales! (Okay it's a little more coggy then toony) Knock knock! Who's there? Who! Who who? Who who who! Knock knock! Who's there? Beta! Beta who? I beta hundred jellybeans I'm getting an alpha key! Knock knock! Who's there? no toon no toon who? ... Last edited by ElephantsandBunnies; 10-09-2013 at 06:50 PM. Reason: More jokes |
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10-08-2013, 09:02 PM
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Jellybean. Jellybean who? Jellybean unite! Knock knock. Who's there? Toon. Toon who? Toon me up, I'm low on laff! Knock knock. Who's there? Are you! Are you who? Are you toon enough? Knock knock. Who's there? Cog. Cog who? Stop being a cog and open this door, already! Knock knock. Who's there? Isabeau. Isabeau who? Isabeau time you maxed your toon! Knock knock. Who's there? Safe. Safe who? Drop that safe on the Mr. Hollywood! Knock knock. Who's there? It's not. It's not who? It's not over until the Opera Singer sings! Knock knock. Who's there? Hypno goggles. Hypno goggles who? Quick! That Mover and Shaker is about to attack! Use your hypno goggles! Knock knock. Who's there? Toontastic. Toontastic who? All of the Toontown Rewritten developers are toontastic! Last edited by Rin in a bin; 10-09-2013 at 08:24 PM. Reason: Added jokes. |
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