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Old 10-11-2013, 09:11 PM
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Okay, going to do as many as I can think up

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
C-2.
C-2 who?
C-2 it that you don't forget my name again!

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita drink, I'm so thirsty!

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you,...

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Tock.
Tock who?
Tock to me, I'm lonely.

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any jellybeans for me?

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey who?
Mickey is stuck in the lock.

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the Television, please.

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish I had a million laff.

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Cows.
Cows who?
Cows go "Moo", not "Who"!

Knock, Knock.
Who's There?
Heaven!
Heaven who?
Heaven you had enough of begging for alpha keys?!

Knock, Knock.
Who's There?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard I know?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Armageddon!
Armageddon who?
Armageddon outta here!

Knock Knock!
Who's there!
Bacon!
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake for your birthday!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Banana!
Banana who?
Banana split so ice creamed.
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Old 10-11-2013, 09:12 PM
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My Final Entry :D

Knock knock.
Who's there?
I'm.
I'm who?
You don't know who you are?
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Old 10-11-2013, 09:12 PM
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Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Ivan!
Ivan who?
Ivan working on the railroad!

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Yoo!
Yoo who?
Yoo-hoo! Anytoon home?

Can we have riddles too?

Why do fish live in salt water?
Why?
Because pepper makes them sneeze!

What is a nut that has a hole in the center?
What?
A Doughnut!

What holds water but has holes in it?
What?
A sponge!

I also think you should be able to have funny conversations with doors!

Door: "I'm a door!"
You: "How do I get inside!"
Door: "You can't! The Toon Troopers are planning something inside!"
You: "Hulk Smash! Now the door is open!"
Door: "Nice try! I'm smash proof!"
You: "I know! Please may I come inside!"
Door: "Even manners won't let you in!"
You: "Please! Please! PLEASE!?"
Door: "Even if I did let you in there will be a thousand other doors!"
You: "FINE! Goodbye!"

Last edited by Ryan; 10-12-2013 at 12:09 PM.. Reason: merged posts
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Old 10-11-2013, 09:12 PM
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Knock Knock
Who's There
I dont know
i dont know who?
you don't know who its me silly!

Knock Knock
Who's There
Cake
Cake who?
no not cake who want some cake?

Knock Knock
Who's There
who
who who
hi owl

knock Knock
Who's There
Good
Good who?
Good luck yall

knock knock
who's there
ach
ach who?
bless you

Knock Knock
Who's There
I dont know
I dont know who?
You don't know its me silly!

Knock Knock
Who's There
Good
Good who?
Good luck!

knock knock
who's there
Have
Have who
Have Fun Guys!!

Knock Knock
Who's There
Good
Good Who?
Good luck everyone!

Knock Knock
Who's There
I miss
I miss who?
I miss toontown D:

Knock Knock
Who's There
Toons
Toons who?
Toons of the world unite. AGAIN!

Knock Knock
Who's There
um
um who
dude this is not a knock knock joke

Knock Knock
who's There
i wish
i wish who
i wish every one good luck

Knock knock
Who's there
Info
Info who?
For your information I'm Joey is awsome!!

Last edited by Sapphire Sweetfeather; 10-12-2013 at 07:07 PM.. Reason: merge multiple posts
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Old 10-11-2013, 09:12 PM
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Not giving up that easily. I'm gonna go all out on this one.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Eyeful.
Eyeful who?
I had an eyeful at the Eiffel Tower.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Zucchini.
Zucchini who?
A two-piece bathing suit for toons!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stable.
Stable who?
A horse is a very stable animal.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lactose.
Lactose who?
I can't drink milk, I lactose genes required to digest it.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Chew.
Chew who?
Don't eschew the cog battle.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Otto.
Otto who?
You Otto learn sign language, it's quite handy.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Bulgur.
Bulgur who?
The cogs were using bulgur language.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Soda.
Soda who?
Have you tried Coke before? It's sodalicious!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fat.
Fat who?
The cogs are very fatuous!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Bit.
Bit who?
Is the rabbit wabbit yet?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Batter.
Batter who?
The dead batter ease were given away uncharged.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Bees.
Bees who?
Don't touch the dog, you'll get ray bees!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ear.
Ear who?
Now is not the time to earruct.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Star.
Star who?
Staryu. (Pokemon reference)

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fold.
Fold who?
What is this folderol? Open the door!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gorge.
Gorge who?
The Grand Canyon is gorgeous.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dew.
Dew who?
Their effort to defeat the cogs was Dew Z. -OR- their effort to revive this game was Dew Z.

Below are some of my best jokes from previous themes, since this is a free-for-all, I thought it would be a good idea to give these jokes a second chance.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cat.
Cat who?
Gotta fight some cogs, cat chew later!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Toon.
Toon who?
Marvel Tooniverse!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Faint.
Faint who?
This joke is not for the faint of heart.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sew.
Sew who?
Sew many clothes to choose from in Clarabelle's Cattlelog!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Chew.
Chew who?
Chugga chugga chew chew!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Eyes pie.
Eyes pie who?
Open the door, I don't have time for games.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sigh.
Sigh who?
Your sighciatrist.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knows.
Knows who?
My knows has been very runny lately.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Blitz.
Blitz who?
There's a blitzard approaching us.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Toons.
Toons who?
Toonsday, your favorite day of the week!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah cog behind me?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Please open the door, I can't find Mikey!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Purr.
Purr who?
We're train to figure out the purrpose of life.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Owen.
Owen who?
Owen vented numbers?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pay.
Pay who?
Pay shins is the key to success.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cog.
Cog who?
I can bearly talk, my throat is cogged!

Last edited by Snowy Night; 10-12-2013 at 06:21 PM.. Reason: More jokes.
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Old 10-11-2013, 09:13 PM
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Knock knock
who's there?
hopeless
Hopeless who?
Hopeless trying to win this contest

knock knock
whos there
witchy
witchy who?
witchy gag tracks did you chose?

knock knock
whos there
Ian
Ian who
Ian going to bust these cogs!

knock knock
whos there
henry
henry who
HENRY the cogs are after us

knock knock
whos there
prank
prank who?
pranksters keep knocking on the door

knock knock
whos there
jenny
jenny who
jenny one can be toontastic
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Old 10-11-2013, 09:13 PM
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time to put the top down
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Okay going full try-hard mode here

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Win
Win who?
Win will I find this key? I've been looking forever!


Knock Knock
Whos there?
Tune
Tune who?
Tune in next week to hear the end of this joke...


Knock Knock
Whos there?
Cut off
Cu-
My work here is done


Knock Knock
Whos there
Sincere
Sincere who
Sincere CLEARLY busy, I guess I wont ask you to open the door.


Knock Knock
Whos there?
Mickey
Mickey who?
Not mickey, my key! I haven't seen it!

Last edited by Patrickk; 10-11-2013 at 09:36 PM..
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Old 10-11-2013, 09:13 PM
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Pi.
Pi who?
What, you're going to pi me with digits?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Knock Knock.
Yes, who's there?
Sorry, I've got a bad case of Knocking-itis!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
My hands hurt.
My hands hurt who?
Why don't you get a doorbell, for crying out loud!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Buzz.
Buzz who?
To bee or not to bee, that is the question.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Moo.
Moo who?
Not a cow, but I'm an alien that can change my voice!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Fred Rechid.
Well, we're closed.
Rev up those fryers, cause I am sure hungry for one-

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Pink elephants.
Pink elephants who?
Are you sure you're not in a dream?

*KEEP OUT sign on door*
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Scrooge McDuck.
Scrooge McDuck who?
Gyro? I wonder where Gyro could be?

Last edited by Mr.Toonuptheworld; 10-12-2013 at 03:01 AM..
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Old 10-11-2013, 09:13 PM
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Knock Knock
Who's There?
Joyful
Joyful Who?
Is Joyful yet? She has eaten many jellybeans!

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Forgetful
Forgetful Who?
I'm sorry, what was the question?
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Old 10-11-2013, 09:13 PM
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You probably won't even look at my joke but..
Knock knock
Who’s there
He
He who
He who must not be named

Knock knock
Who’s There
Aragoin
Aragoin who
Aragoin to ask me inside?
( Changed the letters to make it easier )

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ron.
Ron who?
Ron away! The cogs are coming!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking For 10 minutes.



Knock Knock
Who's There
Cargo
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Doris!
Doris who?
Doris locked that’s why I am knocking!
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Old 10-11-2013, 09:13 PM
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Tank
Tank who?
Your welcome
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Old 10-11-2013, 09:14 PM
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My final attempt:
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Seltzer.
Seltzer who?
Well, seltzer here, cane you pixie lock and latter me outta here? I'd operaciate it.

Last edited by K1TT3H; 10-12-2013 at 05:23 AM..
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Old 10-11-2013, 09:14 PM
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Knock knock.
who's there?
Nobody.
Nobody who?
Silence...

Knock knock.
Who's there.
Ahyule.
Ahyule who?
Ahyule Toon enough.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey Who?
I'm taking the Mickey out of you.

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Knock Knock,
Knock Knock who?
Knock Knock who's there?

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Who's there?
Who's there who?
Knock-Knock!

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Know
Know who?
Know cogs allowed.

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Cat.
Cat who?
Cat got your tongue?

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Poodle
Poodle who?
Labra-Noodle-Poodle-Doodle.

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Tutorial.
Tutorial who?
Tutorial Tom is here with my Memorial Mom.

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Sleepy...
Sleepy who?
zzzzzzzzzzzz

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
SOS
SOS who?
Save our Souls...

Knock Knock.
who's there?
Donald.
Donald who?
I Donald... [shrugs]

(donald= Don't know)

Last edited by Punchfireball; 10-12-2013 at 07:53 PM.. Reason: Add Joke(s)
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Old 10-11-2013, 09:14 PM
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Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Toon up
Toon up who?
Toon up the music! It is the Final Day!
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Old 10-11-2013, 09:14 PM
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I'm not at all good at making knock-knock jokes, but hopefully this is good! I'm going to try to do edits later.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Geometry.
Geometry who?
Gee, I'm a tree, whaddaya know?!

(I think this is a pretty good one considering how thought out it was, and also that the doors in toontown are made out of wood, so trees, in other words.)

Knock knock!
Who's there?
To doodle.
To doodle who?
To-doodle-loo!

(this was supposed to be like toodleloo)

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Pear.
Pear who?
Peru...

(That ones not too good...)

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sham.
Sham who?
You guessed it!
Guessed who?
Who's at the door! It's me, Shamu the whale!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mickey!
Mickey who?
No, really, somebody took my alpha key! Me key!

(Get it? Mickey is like "me key" or like "my key".)

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin', they hatin'...

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Copycat.
Copycat who?
Copycat who?

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No, knock knock!
Who's there?
NO! Ugh...

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Question.
Question who?
Uh, you just questioned ME!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ya
Ya who?
Don't get so excited! It's just a joke...

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Toontown.
Toontown who?
Exactly my thoughts! They better make a toontown two!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Pencil fall down if you don't wear a toony belt!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Toontown rewritten!
Toontown rewritten who?
I can't believe you haven't heard of it!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Yoohoo to you too!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
You're on.
You're on who?
You're on toontown rewritten!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Minnie.
Minnie who?
Oh no! It's the invasion of the Minnie toons!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana make you laff!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Maya.
Maya who?
Maya defeat some cogs so my building won't be made into a cog building?

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cake.
Cake who?
Cake the cog in front of you!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Peirce.
Peirce who?
Peirce-on at the door, can you let me out?

Knock knock!
Goshi.
Goshi who?
Goshi hope cogs stay away from my building...

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any pies you can spare?

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Pocketa.
Pocketa who?
Pocketa cog gear so that you can complete tasks later on.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica who?
Jamaica me laff so hard!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Journey.
Journey who?
Journey is going to hurt unless you keep running!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jared.
Jared who?
Jared any good news articles lately?

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Head quarters.
Head quarters who?
Well, if you're looking for that, there's one just around the corner.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ali.
Ali who?
Ali try to get outside later.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al need gags before I can fight any cogs.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Professor.
Professor who?
I'll professor the cogs will get me!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cog.
Cog who?
It's a cogtastrophy! Too many cogs!!!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Deaf.
Deaf who?
WHAAAAAAT??? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!!!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Donald.
Donald who?
Donald clothes for a trashy and dirty look!

(Donald= don old)

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jaden.
Jaden who?
Jaden gems are not in here!

(Jaden= Jade 'n[Jade is a hard, typically green stone used for ornaments and implements and consisting of the minerals jadeite or nephrite.])

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Myriad.
Myriad who?
Myriad this to your joke collection?

OR

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Myriad.
Myriad who?
A myriads to your five senses.

(Myriad=May I add, Myriads=Mere eye adds)

Hope all these were good enough! I at least HOPE for a honorable mention. Thanks!

Last edited by Super Toon Tom; 10-12-2013 at 08:25 PM.. Reason: Added jokes
 

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