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Old 10-07-2013, 09:03 PM
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Toontown Rewritten | Knock-Knock Contest | 10/7: Mechanical Monday

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Beta
Beta who?
Beta dress for court at 8!

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Mama
Mama who?
Mama Sheen on low battery!

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Fuse
Fuse who?
I Fuse to answer

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Surge
Surge who?
I Surge that you replace my wires!

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Sill
Sill who?
A Pen Sill Pusher was here!

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Cannoe
Cannoe who?
Cannoe help me pay my bills?

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Surge
Surge who?
Surge-nergy, reporting for duty!

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Ding
Ding who?
Ding, your bills are overdue!

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Coat
Coat who?
Icy Coat-ing on a cake!



Everyone, good luck! :)

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Old 10-07-2013, 09:03 PM
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Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Beep Boop
Beep Boop, who?
Well, I'm either a car or a cog. Guess which one.

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Bolt
Bolt, who?
Let's bolt out of here, the cogs are coming!

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Mechanize
Mechanize, who?
I'm a cog, don't you mechanize me?

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Knob
Knob, who?
If you're a cog, knob-ody's home!

By the way, congrats to all the winners so far! I'm going to keep my head up and keep trying! I didn't know it would be this hard to come up with Knock-Knock jokes. xD

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Old 10-07-2013, 09:04 PM
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Knock knock

Knock knock
Who's there
Gear.
Gear who?
Gear up, the cogs are coming!
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Old 10-07-2013, 09:04 PM
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Power
Power who?
Man, the POWER-ful toony cheer must make the cogs bow down!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Aluminum
Aluminum who?
You aluminum-ate the cogs with your toony spirit!

Always keeping hope! Never backing down!
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Old 10-07-2013, 09:04 PM
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Belt.
Belt who?
Belt out the best tune you've ever made!

(Belt? As in conveyor belt?)

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Old 10-07-2013, 09:04 PM
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lure.
Lure who?
The cogs!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Toony.
Toony who?
The cogs certainly aren't!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cog.
Cog who?
You don't know what a cog is? What box have you been living in?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Merits.
Merits who?
Don't forget to get merits before fighting the VP!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Pack.
Pack who?
Pack your cream pies! We're going to the factory!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Oil.
Oil who?
Don't slip on the oil!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Building.
Building who?
Don't let the cogs turn the happy toon buildings into sad cog buildings!
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Old 10-07-2013, 09:05 PM
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Knock knock
Whos there
Car
Car who
Car to fix my vehicle?

Knock knock
Whos there
Wrench
Wrench who
Wrench will it be lunchtime!

Knock knock
Whos there
Fuel
Fuel who?
Fuel up the vehicle so it can start!

Yeah the jokes are pretty bad lol

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Old 10-07-2013, 09:06 PM
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Oil.
Oil who?
Oil be fighting those cogs!


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Watch out.
Watch out who?
Watch out, there's a cog in there!
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Old 10-07-2013, 09:06 PM
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Knock-Knock!
Who's There
Armageddon!
Armageddon Who?
Armageddon out of here!
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Old 10-07-2013, 09:06 PM
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Mechanical Monday

This is becoming difficult for me apparently. :(

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Has anybody seen Big Cheese's head? He says that the mice have been nabbing them again.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Reboot
Reboot who?
Grab that boot and reboot me!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
CPU
CPU who?
I have lost my CPU and I cant seem to remember where it was!
( The CPU is the brain of a computer, >.<)

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Revving
Revving Who?
Those cogs are always revving to show that they're mad!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Spring
Spring who?
That cog invasion sprung out of nowhere!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Siri
Siri Who?
My cog suit didn't come with Siri, how will I know what time to invade?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Drill
Drill who?
Take this Drill, it will make you feel better.
(Drill.. Pill? Ba-Dum-Tsh)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Calculus
Calculus Who?
The Number Cruncher is the smarty-pants in Calculus!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Glad Handler
Glad Handler who?
Aren't you glad that you handled your laughter for this joke?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Laughter
Laughter who?
Mechanical Laughter, Rawrh Rawrh Rawrh. ( Somewhat how cogs.. laugh.)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Stain
Stain who?
You're staining yourself with all that oil!

Knock Knock
Who's there
Trash
Trash who?
The Bottom Feeder is where the trash goes!
( I thought of this because I remembered the trading card that showed a BottomFeeder eating a Trashcan.. )

I should really stop, I have a project to do.. :p
But I somehow care about this more. I have noticed that each day that has passed, I have posted more jokes.. I am getting desperate :p

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Old 10-07-2013, 09:07 PM
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Bean.
Bean who?
Bean Counter - Would you like some beans?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Head Hunter.
Head Hunter Who?
I don't know, I've lost my head, have you seen it?
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Old 10-07-2013, 09:07 PM
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Knock knock jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wheel
Wheel who?
Wheel work together in cog HQ!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Wheel
Wheel who?
Wheel see you in the playground!

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Old 10-07-2013, 09:08 PM
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Knock knock!

Who's there?

Gear!

Gear who?

Hide me from those cogs! They fill me up with gear! (gear rhymes with fear)
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Old 10-07-2013, 09:08 PM
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lead
Lead who?
Lead me in or I'll break this door down!
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Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Megabytes
Megabytes who?
Megabytes into her delicious sandwich!

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Calculate!
Calculate who?
One plus one equals two!

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Freeware
Freeware who?
Freeware the cogs!

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