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#16
10-06-2013, 09:06 PM
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Knock-Knock!
Who's there? Blue! Blue who? Blue your nose the cold is making it run! |
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#17
10-06-2013, 09:07 PM
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there? Snow! Snow who? Snow skating today - the ice is too thin! |
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#18
10-06-2013, 09:08 PM
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Knock Knock Snowy Sunday
Just have to keep trying :( :'(
Knock Knock! Who's There? Frost Tea Frost Tea Who? Frost Tea the Snowman! Knock Knock! Who's There? Must Know Must Know who? It must know today! (Get it? Must Know = Must Snow) Knock Knock! Who's There? .... Who? Brrrrrr Knock Knock! Who's There? Blanket Blanket who? There's a blanket of snow here! Last edited by The Rabbit Mr. Cool; 10-07-2013 at 07:51 PM. Reason: Reasoning |
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#19
10-06-2013, 09:08 PM
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Knock, knock.
Who's there? Icy. Icy who? Icy an alpha key in The Brrrgh! Knock, knock. Who's there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked and it's cold out here, please let me in! Knock, knock. Who's there? Snow. Snow who? Snow way I'm going to win, but it's worth a try! Knock. Who's there? Help! Help who? Help me! Your door is icy and my hand got stuck! (Get it? Because there was only one knock?) |
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#20
10-06-2013, 09:09 PM
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Knock knock
Who's there? Snow Snow who? Snow me your best shot! Knock knock Who's there? Brrrgh Brrrgh who? Ice brrrgh! Knock knock Who's there? DUCK! Duck who? No duck! The cogs have snowballs! Knock knock Who's there? Snow Snow who? Snow place like home Knock knock Who's there? Blizzard Blizzard who? The Blizzard Wizard! Knock knock Who's there? Goose Goose who? I can definitely Afford Goosebumps in this weather! Knock knock Who's there? Ice Ice who? Ice Saw it Too! Knock knock Who's there? Snow Snow who? It's Snowman's Land! Knock knock Who's there? Miss Miss who? It's just so misstletoe Knock knock Who's there? Yet Yet who? Eddie the Yeti is still Yet to Come! (Most of these jokes are to do with the buildings and the people inside in the brrrgh) (And I got a little carried away, oops) Last edited by TheFireDuck; 10-06-2013 at 09:39 PM. |
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#22
10-06-2013, 09:09 PM
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Knock Knock!
Who's there? Cole Cole who? I hope you brought some cole for the fire! Knock Knock! Who's there? Coke Coke who? I made you some hot coke-coke!  ~Meddling Wolf~ |
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#23
10-06-2013, 09:09 PM
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Dang it. i thought for sure i was going to win last time. oh well.
Knock knock! Who's there? Snow. Snow who? I'm a snowman, snow are men too! |
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#24
10-06-2013, 09:09 PM
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Knock, knock.
Who's there? Windy. Windy who? Windy snow gets here I'm putting on a hat. ----- Knock, knock. Who's there? Snow. Snow who? Snow place like Toontown. ------ Knock, knock. Who's there? Mistletoe. Mistletoe who? I see a mistletoe, ooo! ----- Knock, knock. Who's there? Reindeer. Reindeer who? There's no rain, dear, just snow. ----- Knock, knock. Who's there? Sleigh. Sleigh who? Sleigh down you look like you need rest. ----- Knock, knock. Who's there? Tree. Tree who? No it's just me, I don't know where the other two went. ----- Knock, knock. Who's there? Holly. Holly who? Holly others went to the Gag Shop. ----- Knock, knock. Who's there? Snowmen. Snowmen who? Snowmen like Joey and Goshi. ------ Knock, knock. Who's there? Snow. Snow who? It's snow big deal just let me in! ----- Knock, knock. Who's there? Ho Ho. Ho Ho who? Santa says "Ho Ho Ho" not "Ho Ho Who." Last edited by Night Vision; 10-06-2013 at 09:56 PM. |
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#26
10-06-2013, 09:09 PM
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Icy. Icy who? Icy you through the peephole!
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When I grow up...I will be tall enough to reach the branches that you need to reach to climb the trees you get to climb when you're grown up. - Matilda the Musical |
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#27
10-06-2013, 09:10 PM
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Knock Knock
Who's there? Brrrgh Brrrgh who? I gotta go, I'm brrrgh-ning my toast! Knock Knock Who's there? Brrrgh Brrrgh who? We're going sledding, brrrgh-ing your jacket! Knock Knock Who's there? Brrrgh Brrrgh who? It's time for brrrgh-eakfast! Knock Knock Who's there? Snow Snow who? Snow point in trying to finish this joke Knock Knock Who's there? Winter Winter who? We're going inside winter you like it or not! Knock Knock Who's there? Brrrgh Brrrgh who? Let me in, a storm is brrrgh-ewing! Knock Knock Who's there? Reindeer Reindeer who? Would you be a reindeer and turn on the fire? Knock Knock Who's there? Ski Ski who? This snow is so thick I can't even Ski what I'm doing! Knock Knock Who's there? Noel Noel who? I noel (know all) about it! Knock Knock Who's there? Igloo Igloo who? You're gonna need some new mittens, Igloo'd them together! Knock Knock Who's there? Stocking Stocking who? I'm stocking up on gags for the winter! Knock Knock Who's there? Chill Chill who? Chill out! It's your friend! Knock Knock Who's there? Snow day Snow day who? Snow day like a lazy day. Knock Knock Who's there? Design Design who? I can't see design, it's too snowy out! Knock Knock Who's there? Toboggan Toboggan who? I need toboggan for some gags Knock Knock Who's there? Flake Flake who? I hate to flake it to you but I forgot the punchline Knock Knock Who's there? Hail Hail who? Hail come you're talking to a door? Knock Knock Who's there? Ian Ian who? Ian need to get inside or I'm gonna freeze Knock Knock Who's there? Winter Winter who? I'm coming in winter you like it or not Knock Knock Who's there? Cold Cold who? I'm gonna grow cold before you open this door! Knock Knock Who's there? Coal Coal who? I need your phone so I can coal my friend! Knock Knock Who's there? Snow lady Snow lady who? I didn't know you could yodel! Last edited by parker643; 10-07-2013 at 08:22 PM. |
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#28
10-06-2013, 09:10 PM
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Knock knock!
Who's there? Snow Snow who? There's snow game that's better than Toontown Rewritten! Knock knock! Who's there? Hail Hail who? Hai-l be back in a second. Last edited by Royal Blue Dog E; 10-06-2013 at 09:27 PM. Reason: More Jokes |
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#29
10-06-2013, 09:10 PM
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after putting up so many of these i just wanted to note some of these may be used already or fairly well known and i did think of these without looking any up so please don't brand me as a cheater, if you feel that any of my jokes are way too overused or you think i took one from someone else just exclude it. I also have not looked to see anyone else's (Don't want to get their idea stuck in my head) so i don't know if anyone has put up the same joke as me. Anyhow i shall now write some more . . . Hope i win!
Knock-Knock! Who's there? It's ice It's ice who? It's Ice to meet you! Knock-Knock! Who's there? Snowball's Snowball's who? Snowball's coming at you! Knock-Knock! Who's there? snow snow who? snow one, silly! Knock-Knock! Who's there? Blizzard Blizzard who? Blizzard the snow wizard! Knock-Knock! Who's there? Ball Ball who? snowball! Knock-Knock! Who's there? Chilly Chilly who? Chilly Willy! Knock-Knock! Who's there? Snowfall Snowfall who? Snow falling on you! Knock-Knock! Who's there? Snow Snow who? Snow Flakes on you! Knock-Knock! Who's there? Frosty Frosty who? Frosty weathers make me cold and blue! Knock-Knock! Who's there? Frost Frost who? Frost biting and cog fighting! Knock-Knock! Who's there? Thaw Thaw who? I think I thaw you before! Knock-Knock! Who's there? Shiver Shiver who? Shiver me timbers its winter! Knock-Knock! Who's there? Slush Slush who? Slush makes me turn blue! Knock-Knock! Who's there? Smore Smore who? I want smore snow! Knock-Knock! Who's there? Wreath Wreath who? Wreath for the door and let me in, its cold out here! Knock-Knock! Who's there? Vixan Vixan who? Im Vixan up some hot chocolate! Knock-Knock! Who's there? Snow Sunday Snow Sunday who? Theres snow Sunday theme like christmas! Knock-Knock! Who's there? Winter Winter who? Did I win-ter the alpha code?!?! Knock-Knock! Who's there? Chill Chill who? Chill out its just me! Knock-Knock! Who's there? Cool Cool who? Cool down dude its just me! Knock-Knock! Who's there? icicle icicle who? I icicled all the way over here, let me in! Knock-Knock! Who's there? Snow Falls Snow Falls who? Snow Falls bring Cold Calls! Knock-Knock! Who's there? White out White out who? White out the sun and bring on the snow! Knock-Knock! Who's there? Snow Snow who? Snow tsunami! Knock-Knock! Who's there? Snow Flake Snow Flake who? Snow Flaking out on me! Knock-Knock! Who's there? Somebody Somebody who? Somebody that I used to snow! Knock-Knock! Who's there? Glacial Glacial who? Snow Women Glacial Time! Knock-Knock! Who's there? Rain Rain who? Rain dear! Knock-Knock! Who's there? I'm BRRR I'm BRRR who? I'm BRRRFooted! Knock-Knock! Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lettuce in its cold out here! Knock-Knock! Who's there? Snow Snow who? Oh its only snow! Last edited by ToonCentrix; 10-07-2013 at 07:10 PM. |
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#30
10-06-2013, 09:10 PM
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Knock Knock!
Who's There? Snow Snow, who? Snowbody home! Knock knock! Who's There? Ice Ice, who? Ice see you! Knock knock! Who's there? Brrrrgh Brrrrgh, who? Hamburrrrgher *cue groans* |
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