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Knock-Knock!
Whos there? Rah rah rah Rah rah rah Who? Rah ra..(cough) sorry i swallowed a cog gear Or Knock-Knock! Whos there? Interrupting Cog. Interru-Rah Rah Rah Last edited by Top Squeek; 10-08-2013 at 02:57 AM. Reason: merging posts |
#107
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Knock Knock!
Who's there? CPU! CPU who? CPU, those fumes smell! |
#108
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Knock Knock
Whos there? Oil Oil who? Oil just get back to work. |
#109
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Knock, knock.
Who's there? Wrench. Wrench who? Wrench way to the nearest gag shop? (It feels incomplete...) Knock, knock. Who's there? Hammer. Would you like hammer turkey on your sandwich? Knock, knock. Who's there? Bolt. Bolt who? I'm feeling bolt today. Want to go fight some Cogs? (I decided to go more with tools/construction. ) |
#110
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Knock knock!
Boiler Boiler who? Just a boiler alert, there is going to be alpha key involved. Knock knock! Who's there? Car Car who? We don't car, we just want jellybeans Knock knock! Who's there? Bottle cap Bottle cap who? I forgot to use bottle capital letters. |
#111
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Knock knock, who's there?
V.I.P.. V.I.P. who? V.I.P. please stop throwing pies at me..... I'm not a cog! I just want V.I.P. treatment! |
#112
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Knock Knock!
Who's there? bot! bot who? I already told you, it's bot! (bot who, like but who.) Knock Knock! Who's there? bot! bot who? Bot two cogs can't invade one building! Knock Knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Yahoo I got my car working! Knock Knock! Who's there? flowth! Flowth who? We need to get the steam to flow through the pipes! (flowth who, like flow through) Knock Knock! Who's there? Name Dropper! Name Dropper who? Seriously? I know the Big Cheese and Mr. Hollywood, how can you not know me? Knock Knock! Who's there? Get back to work! Get back to work who? You Flunky! Stop making knock knock jokes and finish your paperwork! Knock Knock! Who's there? Gear! Gear who? I can't gear you over the sound of the machines, please speak up! (Gear and hear :D) Knock Knock! Who's there? Key! Key who? Key please! I need to get inside! Knock Knock! Who's there? Mech! Mech who? I have a mecha surprise for you! (mecha - mega) Knock Knock! Who's there? Two cog favorites! Two cog favorites who? Buildings and bills! Knock Knock! Who's there? Troll! Troll who? Trolley cogs coming to get you! Last edited by word45678; 10-08-2013 at 12:30 AM. Reason: More Jokes! |
#113
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Knock-Knock!
Who's there? Flunky. Flunky who? A cog stole my flunky to get into the game. (fun key) |
#114
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Knock-Knock!
Who's there? Reuse Reuse who? Reuse, Reduce, Recycle! |
#115
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Knock knock
Who's there? Dewey Dewey who? Dewey have enough gags for this building? More will be added later |
#116
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Mechanical Monday Joke Entries
Took me a while to come up with these, I hope they're good.
Knock knock Who's there? Big cheese. Big cheese who? Big cheese pizza delivery here, open up! Knock knock! Hollywood Hollywood who? Hollywood you help me find my gears? |
#117
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Knock! Knock!
Who's There? Mandy! Mandy Who? Mandy The Machines! (Man The Machines!) |
#118
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Toon. Toon who? Toon, come out before the cogs find you! Knock knock. Who's there? Warning Warning who? Warning you not to go ahead -Warning, Cashbot HQ ahead- Last edited by Sapphire Sweetfeather; 10-08-2013 at 04:03 PM. Reason: merge posts |
#119
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Knock-Knock
Who's there? Cogs in Cogs in who? The cogs in the street spin round and round, round and round. Knock-Knock Who's there? NO NO who? NO! I don't want to hear another one of your "toontastic" jokes. Knock-Knock Who's there? Gag Gag who? I think I will gag-up if I have to hear ONE MORE knock-knock joke. Knock-Knock Who's there? Suit Suit who? I think this pink slip suits you very well, don't you? Knock-Knock Who's there? Blow a fuse Blow a fuse who? I think I will blow a fuse if I have to ask you to be quiet ONE MORE TIME! Knock-Knock Who's there? Tax Fraud Tax Fraud who? Tax Fraud? WHERE?! Not me!!! Knock-Knock Who's there? Oil Oil who? Listen to me Oil fire you! Knock-Knock Who's there? ALL COGS MISS ALL COGS MISS who? All cogs miss getting a promotion Last edited by Spiker057; 10-08-2013 at 04:40 AM. |
#120
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ttr joke
knock knock
whos there? virus virus who? give me the virus knock knock whos there ring ring ring ring who? stop being a cell phone! |
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