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Old 10-06-2013, 09:17 PM
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Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Frosty
Frosty who?
De-frosty doorknob first, then we can talk!

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Cold
Cold who?
Open the door before I catch a cold!

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
There's snow time to talk, it's cold out here!

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Freeze!
Freeze who?
Freeze! It's the snow police!

Last edited by Shanghai Cat; 10-07-2013 at 03:07 AM.. Reason: Changed up the 1st joke a little bit
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Old 10-06-2013, 09:18 PM
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knock knock.
who is there?
Toontown rewritten
OMG I WON!?!
hah, you're dreaming again
awe man...
...why aren't you waking up?
Because I'm enjoying this while i can.

knock knock.
who is there?
ice.
ice who?
ice sure hope my power doesn't go out!

knock knock.
who is there?
icy.
icy who?
icy you have not got and alpha key.

knock knock.
who is there?
Santa
Santa who?
Santa down the chimney!
i don't get it...
its snow problem, I'm sure you will get it soon.

knock knock.
who's there?
A family member waiting at the door for thanksgiving dinner.
oh, that is not bad.
except its... YOUR MOTHER IN LAW!!!
NO!!!!!!!!!

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Old 10-06-2013, 09:18 PM
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sleigh
Sleigh who?
let's go sleigh some cogs!
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Old 10-06-2013, 09:18 PM
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Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy a snowstorm coming!
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Old 10-06-2013, 09:19 PM
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Icicle!
Icicle who?
Icicle down to the trolley and get some beans.
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Old 10-06-2013, 09:19 PM
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Knock Knock
Who's There?
Grrr
Grrr Who?
What Are you? a Polar Bear or Owl?

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Shivery!
Shivery who?
Shivery disappeared with the Knights of the Round Table!



Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Icicle!
Icicle who?
Icicle down to the newsstand and get me a newspaper, please.


Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Mammoth!
Mammoth who?
Mammoth is sthuck 'cause I'th been eatin' peanuth buther!


Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Icy!
Icy who?
Icy a big polar bear up ahead!


Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Igloo!
Igloo who?
Igloo knew Suzie like I know Suzie...


Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Emma!
Emma who?
Emma bit cold out here - let me in!


Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ice floe!
Ice floe who?
Ice floe-ting in the cold, cold water. HELP! Pull me OUT!


Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Tobias!
Tobias who?
Tobias some nice cold ice cream, you need some money.


Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Winter!
Winter who?
Winternips grow on the tundra, you know summer has arrived!


Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
[COLOR=#111166 !important][COLOR=#111166 !important]Mandy[/COLOR][/COLOR]!
Mandy who?
Mandy lifeboats - the ship has hit an iceberg!


Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Aurora!
Aurora who?
Aurora's just come from a big polar bear!


Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Avery!
Avery who?
Avery time I come to your igloo we go through this!


Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Effie!
Effie who?
Effie'd known you were coming he'd have made some bannock!


Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Howard!
Howard who?
Howard you like to stand out in the cold while some idiot keeps asking "Who's there?"


Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Snowy!
Snowy who?
Snowy in the word "snow" - just an "s" and an "n" and an "o" and a "w".


Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Freeze!
Freeze who?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Freeze a jolly good fellow!


Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Icicles!
Icicles who?
Icicles flying by the sea shore - their wings are flapping up and down!


Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Frostbite!
Frostbite who?
Frostbite yer food, then chew it!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Arctic!
Arctic who?
Arctics gonna bite me if they get in my long-johns?

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Sleet!
Sleet who?
Sleet, I'm starving!


Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you throw me in the cold, cold water!


Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Churchill!
Churchill who?
Churchill be the best place for a wedding !




Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Cameron!
Cameron who?
Cameron film are all you need to take pictures of the northern lights!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Alaska!
Alaska who?
Alaska my [COLOR=#111166 !important][COLOR=#111166 !important]Mom[/COLOR][/COLOR] if I can come out and play in the snow.


Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Grrr!
Grrr who?
Are you a polar bear or an owl?


Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Snow!
Snow who?
Snow business like show business!


Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Eddy!
Eddy who?
Eddy idea how I can cure this cold!


Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Snow!
Snow who?
Snow [COLOR=#111166 !important][COLOR=#111166 !important]skating[/COLOR][/COLOR] today - the ice is too thin!


Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Guitar!
Guitar who?
Guitar coats, it's cold outside!


Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ken!
Ken who?
Ken I stay [COLOR=#111166 !important][COLOR=#111166 !important]home[/COLOR][/COLOR] from school today? It's too cold to go outside!


Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ice!
Ice who?
Ice the guy who builds da boats, and I'ce the guy who sails 'em!


Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Eskimo!
Eskimo who?
Eskimo questions - he'll tell you no lies!


Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Shivery!
Shivery who?
Shivery disappeared with the Knights of the Round Table!


Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Icicle!
Icicle who?
Icicle down to the newsstand and get me a newspaper, please.


Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Mammoth!
Mammoth who?
Mammoth is sthuck 'cause I'th been eatin' peanuth buther!


Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Icy!
Icy who?
Icy a big polar bear up ahead!


Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Igloo!
Igloo who?
Igloo knew Suzie like I know Suzie...


Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Emma!
Emma who?
Emma bit cold out here - let me in!


Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ice floe!
Ice floe who?
Ice floe-ting in the cold, cold water. HELP! Pull me OUT!


Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Tobias!
Tobias who?
Tobias some nice cold ice cream, you need some money.


Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Winter!
Winter who?
Winternips grow on the tundra, you know summer has arrived!


Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Mandy!
Mandy who?
[COLOR=#111166 !important][COLOR=#111166 !important]Mandy[/COLOR][/COLOR] lifeboats - the ship has hit an iceberg!


Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Aurora!
Aurora who?
Aurora's just come from a big polar bear!


Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Avery!
Avery who?
Avery time I come to your igloo we go through this!


Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Effie!
Effie who?
Effie'd known you were coming he'd have made some bannock!


Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Howard!
Howard who?
Howard you like to stand out in the cold while some idiot keeps asking "Who's there?"


Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Snowy!
Snowy who?
Snowy in the word "snow" - just an "s" and an "n" and an "o" and a "w".


Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Freeze!
Freeze who?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Freeze a jolly good fellow!


Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Icicles!
Icicles who?
Icicles flying by the sea shore - their wings are flapping up and down!


Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Frostbite!
Frostbite who?
Frostbite yer food, then chew it!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Arctic!
Arctic who?
Arctics gonna bite me if they get in my long-johns?

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Sleet!
Sleet who?
Sleet, I'm starving!


Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you throw me in the cold, cold water!

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Rewritten
Rewritten Who?
The Rewritten is Coming...

Knock Knock
Who's There
Hoth
Hoth Who?
Its Ho- Ho -Hoth Cold!

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Ice
Ice Who?
Icccceee for my Icccceeee Water

Knock Knock
Who's There?
The Dog
Dog Who?
Its me Pluto! The Famous Dog!

Knock Knock
Who's There
Paula
Paula Who?
Welcome to Polar Place!

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Snow Bro
Snow Bro Who?
You Are!

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Sno
Sno Who?
Spell it right snoW

Knock Knock
wwhhhoooo'''ssss Thhhhheeerrrreee
The Cold.
tttthhhhhheeee Coooollllllldddd Whhhhhhoooooo?
Im in your House. The Cold.. Making you Shiver.



this Might be my last try, I thought I had Theatrical Thursday in da bag

Last edited by Van Van; 10-06-2013 at 10:57 PM.. Reason: double post/merged
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Old 10-06-2013, 09:19 PM
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Emma
Emma who?
Emma bit cold out here, let me in!


Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Mandy
Mandy who?
Mandy lifeboats - the ship has hit an iceberg!



Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Eddy
Eddy who?
Eddy idea how I can cure this cold?
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Old 10-06-2013, 09:19 PM
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~ToonLEGOKid

[Me] Knock-Knock

[You] Who's There

[Me] Frozen As Solid

[You] Frozen As Solid Who?

[Me] Hurry Up Im Going To Freeze Like Solid The Ice Is All Ready Half ...

[You] Oh No...
===============================================[Me] Knock-Knock

[You] Who's There

[Me] Avalanche

[You] Avalanche Who

[Me] No Avalanche! Were's My Jacket?
===============================================[Me] Knock-Knock

[You] Who's There

[Me] Cold

[You] Cold Who

[Me] Hachu

[You] Oh Thats What You Meant About The Cold...
===============================================[Me] Knock-Knock

[You] Who's There

[Me] Frosty

[You] Frosty Who

[Me] No Frosty Frosty Frosty!

[You] The Snowman?

[Me] -.-
===============================================
Please Like My Joke And I Don't Know How To Make It On The Thing Maybe This Is How :-]
Really Need The Key

~Toon LEGO Kids Knock-Knock Joke!~

Knock-Knock!

Whoʻs There!

~Toon LEGO Kids~

Knock-Knock!

Whoʻs There?

Santa Clause!

Santa Clause Who?

Santa Clause Coming Down The Toon Pole Tonight :D
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Kno ck-Knock!

Whoʻs There!

Cookie!

Cookie Who?

C Is For Cookie Cookie Enough For Me!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Knock-Knock!

Whoʻs There?

Icicles!

Icicles Who?

Oh No



~Toon LEGO Kids~

Knock-Knock!

Whoʻs There?

Santa Clause!

Santa Clause Who?

Santa Clause Coming Down The Toon Pole Tonight :D
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Kno ck-Knock!

Whoʻs There!

Cookie!

Cookie Who?

C Is For Cookie Cookie Enough For Me!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Knock-Knock!

Whoʻs There?

Icicles!

Icicles Who?

Oh No



~Toon LEGO Kid~ 10-6-13

A Knock Knock Joke Book

Hi Smurky Bumberpop If Reading
===============================================
Knock-Knock!

Whoʻs There?

Penguin!

Penguin Who?

BEWARE Penguin Cross!
===============================================
Knock-Knock!

Whoʻs There?

Grr!

Grr Who?

Come On Toon Make Up Your Mind Are You A Polar Bear Or An Owl?
===============================================
Knock-Knock!

Whoʻs There?

Wolves!

Wolves Who?

No Wolves Let Me In!
===============================================
Knock-Knock!

Whoʻs There?

Surfs Up!

Surfs Up Who? Hey Wait Its Winter!

Well Im Going To Swim In Snow Come In When You Want To Join!

No Way!
===============================================

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Old 10-06-2013, 09:19 PM
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Knock-Knock
Who's there?
brrrgh
brrrgh who?
frozen brrrgh-ers are delicious

Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Cold
Cold who?
Ouch, that was a pretty cold question, please ask n-icely next time.

Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Friends
Friends who?
We wanted to spend the holidays with you :(

Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Gift
Gift who?
It would be a gift if you would stop asking so many questions.

Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
If snow-body lets me in, I will freeze to death!

Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Tree
Tree who?
Let me go Tree-eat you out to go buy a Christmas tree!

Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Cone
Cone who?
Icee a bunch of ice cream cones over in the distance!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Igloo
Igloo who?
Igloo a picture of my icee on the wall

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snowbody's home! Come again later!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Icee
Icee who?
You tell me!

Last edited by Spiker057; 10-07-2013 at 03:35 AM.. Reason: REmoved unoriginal joke (I thought it was original)
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Old 10-06-2013, 09:19 PM
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knock knock
whos there
blizzrd
blizzrd who
blizzrd be iced!
or
knock knock
whos there
snowman
snowman who?
snowman blue!
or
knock knock
whos there?
ice
ice who
ice my tea
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Old 10-06-2013, 09:20 PM
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Knock Knock

Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
Cold caller!

Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Brrgghhh.
Brrgghh Who?
Brrgghh, I'm Freezing out here! Open up!

Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Ice Cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream for the laff points!

Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Stockings.
Stockings Who?
Stocking up on Gags!

Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Fruit Cake.
Fruit Cake who?
I have some Fruit Cake for you!

Knock Knock?
Who's there?
It's Snowing.
It's Snowing who?
IT'S SNOWING, NOW OPEN UP.

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Old 10-06-2013, 09:20 PM
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ice cream soda.
Ice cream soda who?
Ice cream soda neighbors will hear me.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Rockin around
Rockin around who?
Rockin around the Christmas tree!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Oakham
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithful

Knock knock
Who's there?
Hanna
Hanna who?
...Hanna partridge in a pear tree!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Cindy Lou
Cindy Lou who?
Yes.

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Old 10-06-2013, 09:20 PM
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Winter.
Winter who?
I hope that I winter trolley games!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cocoa.
Cocoa who?
Cocoa get me a blanket, I'm so cold that I'm st-stuttering!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Chestnut.
Chestnut who?
My jokes are chestnut cutting it..

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Giraffe.
Giraffe who?
Shut the door, you're creating a giraffe! (Draft?)

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Shovel.
Shovel who?
I can't wait to shovel these pies in those cogs' faces!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Polar.
Polar who?
How many jellybeans do you want, one polar two?

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Old 10-06-2013, 09:21 PM
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Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Noel
Noel, who?
There's noel in winter!

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Cold
Cold, who?
Cold you let me inside, it's snowing out here!

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Gingerbread Man
Gingerbread Man, who?
Here, have some of this gingerbread, man!

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Holly
Holly, who?
Holly-moley, look at all the snow outside!

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Elf
Elf, who?
It's snowing, I need inside or elf I'll freeze!

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Winter
Winter, who?
I winter if its going to snow today.

Last edited by Fynks; 10-07-2013 at 04:35 PM.. Reason: Edited a Joke/ New Joke
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Old 10-06-2013, 09:21 PM
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Brrr....
Brrr.... who?
Brrr-ing me a cup of hot cocoa!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Do I snow you?

Knock knock
Who's there?
Water
Water who?
Water you doing out there? It's freezing!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Icy
Icy who?
Icy you! (I see you)

Knock knock
Who's there?
Igloo
Igloo who?
I-gloo flyers all over ToonTown!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Snowman
Snowman who?
It's Snowmans land out there!

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