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Old 10-05-2013, 10:04 PM
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Knock Knock

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Chicken
Chicken who?
It should be trying to cross the road right now...

Knock knock
Whos there?
Door
Door who?
Can you open the door already please?

Knock knock
Whos there?
Grumpy
Grumpy wh..
GO AWAY!
(or you can finish the joke with the who, i thought it was funnier if mr grumpy interrupted)

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Jamacian
Jamacian who?
Jamacian me crazy!
*Thanks to my amazing wellness teacher mr.brown :D*

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Internet Explorer
Internet explorer who?
...Knock Knock.
(get it? cause IE is slow? xD)

Knock knock
Whos there..
Knock
Knock who?
Thats enough knocks for one day..

Last edited by Sunnylolli; 10-05-2013 at 11:10 PM.. Reason: New jokes xD
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Old 10-05-2013, 10:04 PM
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Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Bat.
Bat who?
Bat you I won't be late to the party!

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Patty.
Patty who?
Don't be late to the patty, Patty!
My name is George.
Oh.

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Tug-Of.
Tug-Of who?
No, it's Tug-Of-War!

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Cark Rash
Cark Rash who?
I had a Car Crash, can I use yours?

Last edited by Master1; 10-06-2013 at 11:47 AM.. Reason: More jokes
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Old 10-05-2013, 10:04 PM
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knockety knock!

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
I'm Mick
I'm Mick who?
I'm Mick Stupp! Can you help me?
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Old 10-05-2013, 10:04 PM
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Frightening Friday:???
I don't get it. Also who's talking to the door?


OK here's mine for today.

Knock knock!
Who'is there?
Mike R!
Mike R who?
Mike R broken gotta run!

Last edited by super cj; 10-06-2013 at 03:16 AM..
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Old 10-05-2013, 10:05 PM
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Knock knock. Who's there? Doodle. Doodle who? Doodle the painting!
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Old 10-05-2013, 10:05 PM
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Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Oink Oink
Oink Oink who?
Make up your mind, are you a pig or an owl?!

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Scrooge Mc
Scrooge Mc who?
I think you mean't Scrooge McDuck.
( I don't know what I thought during making this )

Last edited by Sapphire Sweetfeather; 10-06-2013 at 07:18 AM.. Reason: merge posts
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Old 10-05-2013, 10:06 PM
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
William Shakespeare.
William Shakespeare who?
William Shakespeare cans so they explode when you open them.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Julius Caesar.
Julius Ceasar who?
Julius, Seize her! she's the one who stole my wallet!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Cindy lou.
Cindy lou who?
Cindy lou who from whosville.

Knock, Knock.
Come in.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
I knew you where a nut!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
The police.
The police who?
Sorry, but we ask the questions around here.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Dogberry.
Dogberry who?
Dogberry a bone in my petunias again.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Romeo
Romeo who?
Romeo over and scratch my tummy please.
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Old 10-05-2013, 10:07 PM
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Knock-knock
Who's there?
Sally
Sally who?
No, I'm silly!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Troll
Troll who?
Let's ride the Trolley!

ok i need to stop this I really stink lol

Last edited by Didi; 10-05-2013 at 10:25 PM..
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Old 10-05-2013, 10:07 PM
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Congrats to the winners!

Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Juan.
Juan who?
Juan-der why I relentlessly tell knock-knock jokes?
(Dang, should have told this on Wednesday, eh?)

Knock Knock.
Who's There?
I don't know.
I don't know who?
Neither do I, did I not make myself clear the first time?




EDIT ON PREVIOUS VANILLA JOKE:
Original:
Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Auto.
Auto who?
Auto know, but I've forgotten.

My slight edit:
Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know, but I've forgotten.

Edited because Auto is not a name, however Otto is. But they still sound the same, if not similar.

Last edited by matthew567b; 10-06-2013 at 07:13 PM.. Reason: Joke was apparently already on the internet...
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Old 10-05-2013, 10:08 PM
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Silly Saturday

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Clowns
Clowns who?
You tell me whos clowning around , no wait toons don't clown around they eat pie!
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Old 10-05-2013, 10:09 PM
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Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Jamaican
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me angry man, jus' open tha door!

Quote:
Originally Posted by matthew567b View Post
Congrats to the winners!
Yes, well done winners.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ishud B. Workin View Post
Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Amnesia
Amnesia who?
Knock-Knock!
Hah clever, you could win :)

Last edited by Ryan; 10-06-2013 at 01:07 PM.. Reason: merged posts
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Old 10-05-2013, 10:09 PM
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Silly
Silly who?
Silly ol' bear!
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Old 10-05-2013, 10:10 PM
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Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got!
(I really did forget what i was gonna put to begin with)
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Old 10-05-2013, 10:10 PM
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Some more jokes! Cheesier than ever!



Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Pie.
Pie who?
Pie those evil Cogs!

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Annoying Bike Horn.
Annoying Bike Horn who?
HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK!

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Beedeer.
Beedeer who?
Beedeer and get me a drink!

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Clown.
Clown who?
Sorry, I'm clown for the count!

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
We're ready to go, lettuce leave!

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Repeating joke.
Repeating joke who?
Knock-Knock!

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Eunice.
Eunice who?
Eunice Ikle!

(im so sorry)

Last edited by Colonel Chip; 10-06-2013 at 03:19 PM.. Reason: Added a few new jokes!
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Old 10-05-2013, 10:11 PM
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Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex the questions around here!

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Yah.
Yah who?
Wow, you sure are excited to see me!

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Abe.
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G .. !

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase!
 

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