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Old 10-03-2013, 01:06 AM
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Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Wednesday
Wednesday who?
Wednesday door gonna open?
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Old 10-03-2013, 01:07 AM
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Sounds fun! Hmmm....

A. Knock Knock
B. Who's there?
A. Guess.
B. Guess who?
A. I'm not the one guessing, you are.

I also came up with another one, if that is okay.

A. Knock Knock
B. Who's there?
A. The police.
B. The police who?
A. You'd better open that door.

....and another :P

A. Knock Knock
B. Who's there?
A. Your aunt.
B. Your aunt who?
A. No, she's on vacation.

Not sure how "witty" these are, but it's worth a shot ;)
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Old 10-03-2013, 01:07 AM
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Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
I am a happy
I am a happy who?
I am a happy mandolin, of course!
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Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Toon
Toon who?
Toon me up, I'm gonna go sad!

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Old 10-03-2013, 01:07 AM
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Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Dedication
Dedication who?
I'm dying here! Let me in so I can finally cash in!

I apologize for this.. This is the first Knock-knock joke I have ever made up on my own.

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Entertain
Entertain who?
Aren't you going to let me entertain you, silly.

I don't think I am cut out for this!

Quote:
Originally Posted by joey19982 View Post
Yes, this is true. But the jokes should really come off as "Wow, I didn't see that coming." rather than the standard "Orange you glad I made this joke?"
Seems I missed the marker by a mile then.

Last edited by Ryan; 10-03-2013 at 05:17 PM.. Reason: merged posts
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Old 10-03-2013, 01:08 AM
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Daisy Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin
they hatin

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Little old lady?

Little old lady who?

Wow! I didn't know you could yodel!

( Read it out loud! )

I am gonna do one for all the playgrounds!

(TTC)
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Jester
Jester who?
Jester minute! I am trying to find my keys

(DD)
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Genoa
Genoa who?
Genoa a good sailor?

(MML)
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Yoda
Yoda who?
Yoda leh ee hoo

(DG)
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Amanda
Amanda who?
Amanda-rin orange!

(Brrrrgh)
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Guitar
Guitar who?
Guitar coats, it's cold outside!

(DDL)
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Pasture
Pasture who?
Pasture bedtime isn't it?

Thats all! Hope you guys like it!

Last edited by Ryan; 10-03-2013 at 05:16 PM.. Reason: merged posts
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Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Franklin.
Franklin who?
Benjamin, let Franklin!

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Um, the pizza you ordered 30 minutes ago!

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Pea.
Pea who?
Pea yew! Nevermind, DON'T open the door.

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Old 10-03-2013, 01:08 AM
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Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Lettuce!

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, it's cold outside!
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Old 10-03-2013, 01:09 AM
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Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Knock-Knock.
Knock-Knock who?
Knock-Knock who's there?

Wow, the more I read my joke, the more I realize how bad it actually is.

~Night Light
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Old 10-03-2013, 01:09 AM
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Just to clarify:

You can enter as many times as you want every day, however you can only win one alpha key. Also, we will be choosing honorable mentions whose jokes will be included in TTR, but won't be receiving an alpha key.
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Old 10-03-2013, 01:09 AM
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Witty joke

Knock knock
Who's there?
Move
Move who?
A mover & His salt shaker!

Also have another.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Crunch
Crunch who?
Crunching your numbers down!
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Old 10-03-2013, 01:10 AM
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Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Iatalla.
Iatalla who?
Iatalla this joke before, how coma you don't remember?!
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Old 10-03-2013, 01:10 AM
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Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Weather
Weather who?
Weather or not, it's not going to rain in Toontown!

Knock-Knock!
Who's there
Scold
Scold Who?
Scold enough here to go ice skating

Knock-knock!
Who's there
Justin
Justin who?
You're Justin time to Toon me up!

Last edited by Spotty Snifflegoose; 10-03-2013 at 08:52 PM..
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Old 10-03-2013, 01:11 AM
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Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Ash.
Ash who?
Gesundheit!

-Submitted by Master Loopy Bananamuffin
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Old 10-03-2013, 01:11 AM
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Fancy Supersticks

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Toons
Toons who?
Toons of the world hoonite! (Like unite XD)

Yeh it fails
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Old 10-03-2013, 01:12 AM
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Knock Knock?
Who's There?
Cheesiness.
Cheesiness Who?
Cheesiness is overflowing on this thread!!!!

I may or may not play TTR... But if I decide too I'd want to be able to do it.
 

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