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Knock knock
Who's there? Me Me who? No, really its just me, I am telling a knock knock Joke. |
#92
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:3 Okay here's my joke! xD
Knock Knock Who's there? Well? Well who? Well, don't keep me in suspense, tell me! |
#93
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Knock Knock.
Who's there? Aardvark. Aardvark who? Aardvark a thousand miles to see you! Knock Knock. Who's there? Gorilla. Gorilla who? Gorilla cheese sandwhich for me please. Knock knock. Who's there? Micky. Micky who? Micky is lost, that's why I'm knocking! That's all for my today :P |
#94
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Knock- Knock!
Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? I prefer Doctor, Just Doctor thank you. Yeah I decided to make a fandom reference. |
#95
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Knock-Knock!
Who's there? Radio Radio who? Radio not, here I come! Knock-Knock! Who's there? Cashew Cashew who? Cashew later, alligator! Knock-Knock! Who's there? Any Any who? Please continue! Knock-Knock? Who's there? Jelly Jelly who? I need some jelly for my sandwich! Knock-Knock! Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? Bawk bawk bawk! Knock-Knock! Who's there? Ben! Ben who? Been knocking so long my hand hurts! Knock-Knock! Who's there? Pasta Pasta who? Pasta word about what happened! This one might be bad, but I tried. :P Knock-Knock! Who's there? Bring Bring who? Bring some company over here! Knock-Knock! Who's there? Toon Toon who? Toon me! My laff is low! (As in the toon's laff is low, I meant a cog attacked the toon, and the health went down.) Knock-Knock! Who's there? Door Door who? Dora! (optional: Dora the Explorer theme song starts playing) LOL, THIS WOULD BE COOL XD Knock-Knock! Who's there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito! Knock-Knock! Who's there? Utah Utah who? You taught me how to knock! Knock-Knock! Who's there? Twin Twin who? Twinty five bottles of seltzer on the wall! (I tried. :P) Last edited by Zilly; 10-03-2013 at 08:47 PM. Reason: Merged |
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Knock knock
Who's there? Duck! Duck who? Just duck! They're throwing things at us! Knock knock Who's there? Rabbit! Rabbit who? Rabbit up carefully, it's fragile. Knock knock Who's there? Goat! Goat who? Goat to believe in magic! |
#97
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My Witty Wensday Joke:
Will you remember me in an hour? Yes. Will you remember me in a day? Yes. Will you remember me in a week? Yes. Will you remember me in a month? Yes. Will you remember me in a year? Yes. I think you won't. Yes, I will. Knock, knock! Who's there? See? You've forgotten me already! My Last Witty Wensday Joke: Knock, knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say "banana" again? |
#98
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Knock knock
Who's there? Woo. Woo who? A little excited about knocking now, aren't you? |
#99
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Knock - Knock Joke
Knock-Knock!
Who's there? A Batter A Batter who? You should think of a batter joke! |
#100
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Knock Knock
Who's there? Pie Pie who? Pie yours truly. |
#101
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Knock Knock!
Who's there? Ach Ach who? Bless you! ~Mr. Cool Knock Knock! Who's There? Eat Eat who? DON'T EAT ME! ~Mr. Cool Knock Knock! Who's There? Do I know. Do I know who? Yeah. Not my Best :P ~Mr. Cool Knock Knock! Who's There? Pie. Pie who? Pie the cog and defeat him! ~Mr. Cool Knock Knock! Who's There? Toon. Toon who? You don't know who the Toon Troopers are?! ~Mr. Cool Knock Knock! Who's There? Joke's on. Joke's on who? Joke's on you! ~Mr. Cool Last edited by The Rabbit Mr. Cool; 10-03-2013 at 08:57 PM. |
#102
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Knock-Knock!
Who's there? Wit Wit who? I don't know. I guess I'll have to rely on my wits. |
#103
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Knock-knock!
Who's there? Neigh Neigh who? Just a friendly neigh-bor! |
#104
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Oh my gosh, yes!
I love bad puns! Knock knock. Who's there? Icee. Icee who? You see me, silly! Knock knock. Who's there? Cook. Cook who? Cuckoo! Cuckoo! |
#105
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Interrupting dyslexic cow. Interupting dysle- OMO!!! |
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