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A Day In The Life of Roger Dog
The award winning sequel to the critically acclaimed "A Day In The Life of A Dog"

Roger Dog woke up at 2:00 AM, and was not happy about it. He went back to bed.
He then woke up at 4:00 PM only to find strange soup creatures circling his bed, he was happy about this though, he got up and ate them. Roger Dog went downstairs and pulled the lever as a door opened up beneath, as he fell to his fate.
His fate was clear, as he landed on concrete floor unharmed, he saw toons stuck in cages, as he noticed a strange machine connected to a pod he wondered if he could do anything with it. He opened one of the cages, took a red dog, and stuck him in the pod. There were many buttons and levers, which confused Roger Dog so he pressed a random button to see what it would do, the pod opened and out came a clone of himself!

"im the real roger dog" the clone said.
"no im roger dog" Roger Dog replied.

They got a brilliant idea; "The world would be a better place if everyone was Roger Dog." so they built extra machines, and cloned more toons, but something seemed inefficient about this method. In large numbers, the Roger Dogs built a cunning machine, after two days, eight hours, thirty minutes, and seven seconds they had built a work of art. Despite building it, they did not know what to do so one of the many clones decided to press the brown button that had Roger Dog's face on it.
Suddenly, the room glowed a bright neon with sparks and smoke coming out of the machine, causing an explosion that knocked the roger dogs out of the laboratory. When they arrived at the surface, everyone was a Roger Dog!

That's how the Roger Dogs took over the world, and why you and I are Roger Dogs to this day.